Hey, but you do. You've got the proof. 7000 years from 2 verses completely unrelated to each other. No, it's all good. Let's just partae like it's 1999 — even though we've got, what was it you said in the other thread - 230 years or something? So let's just partae like it's 1769 instead.
Partae — because we
know when the Lord is going to return and judge our neighbours and family and friends, and we don't have to evangelise
too urgently. I mean, we might come across a bit...
...
and we would not want that now would we?
So, I say, Jens is right and we can sit back and take it easy. Now, there's this barn down the back that I might pull down and rebuild bigger. Store up some grain, take life easy. There's also that house I want to build on the sand — oh, and I can finally get some
sleep. Unlike those poor virgins who should have kept awake, I know I'm
not going to get caught by surprise.
So peace dudes... Jens the man! He's solved all that eschatological angst for us.
Partae...