Words and sentences you like to hear and maybe say or not.

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Worried About Swearing Too Much? Science Says You Shouldn't Be
People who swear like a sailor are more honest and more intelligent, studies show.
The Absolute Best Swear Word For You

Scientifically speaking, swearing is good for you. It deadens pain and enlivens our emotional discourse. We know that its effects are physiological as well as psychological; it raises our heart rates and releases adrenaline whenever we use it. And taboo language is so fundamental to the way we communicate that even potty-trained chimps can invent their own swearing.

Try and get away with it with the staff here, lol

 

[rebornfree]

oxymoron


Act naturally
Awfully good
Bitter Sweet
Clearly confused
Cheerful pessimist
Civil war
Clearly misunderstood
Comfortable misery
Conspicuous absence
Constant variable
Cool passion
Crash landing
Cruel kindness
Darkness visible
Deafening silence
Deceptively honest
Definite maybe
Deliberate speed
Devout atheist
Dull roar
Eloquent silence
Even odds
Exact estimate
Extinct life
Falsely true
Festive tranquility
Found missing
Freezer burn
Fresh cafeteria food
Friendly takeover
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Growing smaller
Guest host
Historical present
Humane slaughter
Icy hot
Idiot savant
Ill health
Impossible solution
Intense apathy
Joyful sadness
Jumbo shrimp
Larger half
Lascivious grace”
Lead balloon
Liquid marble”
Living dead
Living end
Living sacrifices
Loosely sealed
Loud whisper
Loyal opposition
Magic realism
Melancholy merriment
Militant pacifist
Minor miracle
Negative growth
Negative income
Old news
One-man band
Only choice
Openly deceptive
Open secret

I was a mature student once. Somebody told me that that was an oxymoron!

 

[rebornfree]

"When I was your age..." love saying it, used to hate having it said to me!

 

[Mark Quayle]

irrigardless it was added to the dictionary because of its near-constant use since 1795

circular logic I like this when people use it in a sentence not wanting to hear the other persons far out belief. It makes me laugh.

Goes without saying. I try not to say it because it seems insulting

"Six of a dozen, half of one or the other."

Guillotine is also French.

Was invented by an Englishman by the name of William; don't know the French word for 'William' but another Romance Language, Spanish, has it: Guillermo.

Btw, 97.2 % of claims made are merely speculation ......probably.

 

[Mark Quayle]

I was a mature student once. Somebody told me that that was an oxymoron!

Is 'oxymoron' like a bleach blonde?

Or wait, is this a politically correct site?

 

[chevyontheriver]

Btw, 97.2 % of claims made are merely speculation ......probably.

And you can back that up ... possibly?

 

[chevyontheriver]

Is 'oxymoron' like a bleach blonde?

Or wait, is this a politically correct site?

I guess blond jokes are OK for the woke.

 

[Mark Quayle]

An ominous phone call.

 

[rebornfree]

Is 'oxymoron' like a bleach blonde?

Or wait, is this a politically correct site?

I think we're definitely unsure about that.

 

[ewq1938]

I was a mature student once. Somebody told me that that was an oxymoron!

Sounds like the job called "learning teacher".

 

[Mark Quayle]

"...like a mosquito in a nudist camp."

 

[returntosender]

I was a mature student once. Somebody told me that that was an oxymoron!

good one! You've been busy tonight passing ratings, lol. THANKS!

 

[returntosender]

Is 'oxymoron' like a bleach blonde?

Or wait, is this a politically correct site?

BOO, that was BAD
Poor blondes

 

[Jaxxi]

Guillotine is also French.

I like to say " Moi". It just comes out so naturally. Also Vitameatavegamine haha

 

[returntosender]

I like to say " Moi". It just comes out so naturally. Also Vitameatavegamine haha

I like to bark (woof) when I am by myself, lol

 

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"just fell off of a turnip truck"
"his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top"
Not in a bad way, only as a personal joke. For instance I used to say "I didn't just fall off a turnip truck" I'd say to my daughter when she would make a remark like, "you didn't know?"
When I first heard that one I had to have it explained to me, I didn't get it but I had no problem with the elevator, lol, but that's the life of a blonde, l.
Hmmm? Maybe I still don't get it. What's a turnip truck have to do with a persons intelligence? How about an oakey fanokey's truck? or lesser smarts truck. This is not easy even for me.
Or perhaps the person who originally coined the phrases wasn't so brilliant?

 

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bakers dozen
Where'd that come from?

 

[Mark Quayle]

"just fell off of a turnip truck"
"his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top"
Not in a bad way, only as a personal joke. For instance I used to say "I didn't just fall off a turnip truck" I'd say to my daughter when she would make a remark like, "you didn't know?"
When I first heard that one I had to have it explained to me, I didn't get it but I had no problem with the elevator, lol, but that's the life of a blonde, l.
Hmmm? Maybe I still don't get it. What's a turnip truck have to do with a persons intelligence? How about an oakey fanokey's truck? or lesser smarts truck. This is not easy even for me.
Or perhaps the person who originally coined the phrases wasn't so brilliant?

The turnip encounters a hard, rude,
truth!

 

[Hammster]

My dad used to say, “I may have just fallen off the turnip truck, but I’ve bounced a couple of times.”

 

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Exponentially