Little Johnny walked into the kitchen one day and asked his mother, "Where did people come from?" His mother explained that, "Millions of years ago there were animals that looked like monkeys, and over time they slowly became more and more human-like until there were humans".
So then little Johnny went out to the garage and asked his father, "Where did people come from?" His father explained that, "Six thousand years ago God created humans by molding them from clay and giving them the breath of life".
Little Johnny looked perplexed, "But Mommy said that humans came from monkeys, which one of you is wrong?"
"Neither of us is wrong, little Johnny" replied his father. "Your mother was just talking about her side of the family".
So then little Johnny went out to the garage and asked his father, "Where did people come from?" His father explained that, "Six thousand years ago God created humans by molding them from clay and giving them the breath of life".
Little Johnny looked perplexed, "But Mommy said that humans came from monkeys, which one of you is wrong?"
"Neither of us is wrong, little Johnny" replied his father. "Your mother was just talking about her side of the family".
