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What is Jesus's favorite car?

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by mukk_in, Sep 18, 2019.

  1. mukk_in

    mukk_in Yankees Fan Supporter

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  2. Sabertooth

    Sabertooth Repartee Animal: Quipping the Saints! Supporter

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    What kind of car did the disciples drive?
    A Honda!
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  3. Francis Drake

    Francis Drake Returning adventurer.

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    What motorbike did Moses ride?

    Somewhere there's a verse (or at least there should be!) "And the roar of his Triumph was heard throughout the land!"
     
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  4. Bobber

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    I don't know but it certainly is one which has a TURBO engine! Nothing more powerful than that!
     
  5. Daniel Marsh

    Daniel Marsh Well-Known Member

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    What kind of Boat would Jesus have?

    Ascend
     
  6. Daniel Marsh

    Daniel Marsh Well-Known Member

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    What kind of airplane would Jesus have?

    Pilatus
     
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