Disclaimer: I am not insulting or poking fun at the brave men and women who served to protect our country. I am not mocking refugees or those that helped us in war efforts. I AM ANGRY THAT OUR LEADERS ARE ABSOLUTE SADISTS.
What a glorious military we got here in America. Our wonderful leadership who clearly can fight a war and not prolong it for 20-30 years just for us to lose. Our intelligent generals who can clearly command and re-moralize our troops in desperate times. Clearly Eisenhower was wrong to say the American Industrial complex is a dangerous thing to keep unchecked.
But you know considering the recent failure in Kubal. We the U S of A congress in our "godlike wisedom" that we got out of the nearest toilet, have found the solution. We need more bikinis on the draft. It wasn't that our superior fire power, and intel was never used effectively, or that we had a coward for an alley. Obviously we would have won the war if our soldiers had a pocket mommy to follow them around. "Remember sweetie to brush your teeth. The taliban might not enjoy your halitosis."
You see guys this is how our lovely congress fixes the "Too many of our boys are dying and suffering out there." Now it's "Too many of our daughters are dying and suffering out there." Yay for diversity and equality. That's totally what we meant, you're smart congress, really smart.
The Arguments for putting females on the draft are as follows
I don't know about you, but it seems the female draft means more money, and lives for a war effort where we are not allowed to win. Our generals should be put on trial for treason!
What a glorious military we got here in America. Our wonderful leadership who clearly can fight a war and not prolong it for 20-30 years just for us to lose. Our intelligent generals who can clearly command and re-moralize our troops in desperate times. Clearly Eisenhower was wrong to say the American Industrial complex is a dangerous thing to keep unchecked.
But you know considering the recent failure in Kubal. We the U S of A congress in our "godlike wisedom" that we got out of the nearest toilet, have found the solution. We need more bikinis on the draft. It wasn't that our superior fire power, and intel was never used effectively, or that we had a coward for an alley. Obviously we would have won the war if our soldiers had a pocket mommy to follow them around. "Remember sweetie to brush your teeth. The taliban might not enjoy your halitosis."
You see guys this is how our lovely congress fixes the "Too many of our boys are dying and suffering out there." Now it's "Too many of our daughters are dying and suffering out there." Yay for diversity and equality. That's totally what we meant, you're smart congress, really smart.
The Arguments for putting females on the draft are as follows
- Making the army more inclusive. Because bullets are sad they don't get to hurt woman more often. Don't forget the slogan "Unless those tanks are shooting woman they are sexist." Oh remember all the poor Islamic countries of the world would never ever rape POWs.
- Making sure those that avoid the draft by declaring themselves females. Are not going to not avoid the draft because somehow a bunch of expert draft dodgers would suddenly not be able to dodge the draft. Mean while honest gals with one or two kids would never be assigned to an squad.
I don't know about you, but it seems the female draft means more money, and lives for a war effort where we are not allowed to win. Our generals should be put on trial for treason!