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The Irony Meter is out for intensive repair.
How does one go about repairing an item that has been broken down to its component atoms by explosions clocking in at tzar bomba megatonage?
 
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.....an early report....someone isn't going to be happy.

"A months long hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic."

Arizona audit draft report confirms Biden beat Trump in 2020
 
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.....an early report....someone isn't going to be happy.

"A months long hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic."

Arizona audit draft report confirms Biden beat Trump in 2020

Would you believe it they’re still trying to claim there is a ‘margin of error’ in the election results large enough to bring it into question, citing some idiotic nonsense they refuse to even take questions on. What an utter, ridiculous joke. As if Trump wasn’t bizarre enough, they had to take it to another level with these characters. I wonder what’s next?
 
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How does one go about repairing an item that has been broken down to its component atoms by explosions clocking in at tzar bomba megatonage?
I had mine lined with Sarcasmium, this acerbic material can withstand 121.17 Poes of irony.
 
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Would you believe it they’re still trying to claim there is a ‘margin of error’ in the election results large enough to bring it into question, citing some idiotic nonsense they refuse to even take questions on. What an utter, ridiculous joke. As of Trump wasn’t bizarre enough, they had to take it to another level with these characters. I wonder what’s next?
“Since we can’t figure out how elections are run, nobody can!”
 
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This outcome is even more evidence of widespread fraud. The greater margin of Biden victory proves the fraud is even worse than we thought!
 
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Early reviews of a draft of the Cyber Ninjas report are in:

Maricopa County officials confirmed that the review established Biden's victory over Trump, but they warned that the draft report was "also littered with errors & faulty conclusions about how Maricopa County conducted the 2020 General Election." That material is likely to be seized upon by Trump die-hards seeking to bolster his false claims that he was cheated out of remaining in the White House.

(durnit, scooped because I didn't look at page 3)
 
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Meanwhile, the Cyber Ninjas are still under a court order to hand over additional records. Yesterday, a watchdog group filed a motion in court to find the AZ Senate in contempt of court for not turning over the records.

Cyber Ninjas previously responded:
"CNI (Cyber Ninjas) intends to produce copies of its communications with the Senate and its officials that have a substantial nexus to the contract/audit," said the letter from Jack Wilenchik, the company's lawyer.

"CNI is unable to make that production at this moment in time because it needs to focus on completing its contractual duty of producing a written report. Once that report has been finished and the report has been produced (by next Friday Sep. 24), then it will promptly focus on the production of such communications (and of course earlier if and as it is able to do so)."


From the latest motion filed yesterday:
"Defendants still have not produced the documents they were ordered to 'immediately' produce back on August 2, 2021," the group wrote in its court filing. "They are taking no steps to obtain timely and complete production of records from Cyber Ninjas ... Defendants’ ongoing violation of this court’s orders must be remedied immediately. Defendants are about to release the audit report while depriving Arizonans of their statutory right to see what lies beneath the report."

The Senate unsuccessfully challenged the order to the Court of Appeals and Arizona Supreme Court.

After the Supreme Court declined to take up the case earlier this month, Fann directed Cyber Ninjas to provide the requested records to the Senate.


Watchdog wants Ariz. Senate held in contempt over Cyber Ninjas records
 
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Meanwhile, the Cyber Ninjas are still under a court order to hand over additional records. Yesterday, a watchdog group filed a motion in court to find the AZ Senate in contempt of court for not turning over the records.

Cyber Ninjas previously responded:
"CNI (Cyber Ninjas) intends to produce copies of its communications with the Senate and its officials that have a substantial nexus to the contract/audit," said the letter from Jack Wilenchik, the company's lawyer.

"CNI is unable to make that production at this moment in time because it needs to focus on completing its contractual duty of producing a written report. Once that report has been finished and the report has been produced (by next Friday Sep. 24), then it will promptly focus on the production of such communications (and of course earlier if and as it is able to do so)."


From the latest motion filed yesterday:
"Defendants still have not produced the documents they were ordered to 'immediately' produce back on August 2, 2021," the group wrote in its court filing. "They are taking no steps to obtain timely and complete production of records from Cyber Ninjas ... Defendants’ ongoing violation of this court’s orders must be remedied immediately. Defendants are about to release the audit report while depriving Arizonans of their statutory right to see what lies beneath the report."

The Senate unsuccessfully challenged the order to the Court of Appeals and Arizona Supreme Court.

After the Supreme Court declined to take up the case earlier this month, Fann directed Cyber Ninjas to provide the requested records to the Senate.


Watchdog wants Ariz. Senate held in contempt over Cyber Ninjas records

'Defendants are about to release the audit report while depriving Arizonans of their statutory right to see what lies beneath the report'

Chimes with Trump's 'just say it was corrupt, we'll do the rest' bid. First tell people what to think, they won't check the information you release later anyway.

Second, when it is pointed out that the information doesn't support the report, true believers will already be immune to reason. Works every time, it seems.
 
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.....an early report....someone isn't going to be happy.

"A months long hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic."

Arizona audit draft report confirms Biden beat Trump in 2020

The whole point of paying off a corrupt official is that they'll make calls in your favor... the GOP just can't pick a winner in anything, can they?
 
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Now that Maricopa is over, send the ninjas to Pima.

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The former guy apparently didn't get the news that the review has been completed and established (for the nth time) that he lost. He's still wondering where the ninjas are. Sad.

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Always interesting to see the leader of the "you lost; get over it" crowd fail to get over it (again and again) because he lost...
 
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