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Vaccine... altering...mah...DNA...

Discussion in 'The Kitchen Sink' started by Petros2015, Apr 11, 2021.

  1. Petros2015

    Petros2015 Well-Known Member

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    Got vaxxed 1st shot yesterday, Moderna. Booster in 1 month. I'll let you know here if I sprout bat wings or anything like that. ;)

     
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  2. Shrewd Manager

    Shrewd Manager Through him, in all things, more than conquerors. Supporter

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    Be careful what you wish for.
     
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  3. SigurdReginson

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    I already got the second shot for my moderna vaccine last month.

    Mutants, unite! High five! :hand:
     
  4. Simon D

    Simon D New Member

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    You will end up on X-men :laughing:
     
  5. SigurdReginson

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    I hope I get one of those really cool powers like teleportation or super regeneration!

    ...Knowing me, though, I'll probably grow like a third nipple or something. o_O
     
  6. Danthemailman

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  7. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    ye imagine ur neighbour has nice hedge fence and u were just lazy and did this crappy fence like shown in image to just be done with it then this happens and ur like " I knew all along about this " while your neighbour is being eaten
     
  9. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    There's a message in there somewhere. :scratch:
     
  10. Petros2015

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    Heh. Till the General shows up with a tank lol

     
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  11. OldWiseGuy

    OldWiseGuy Wake me when it's soup. Supporter

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    Zombies with tanks! Yikes! :eek:
     
  12. MehGuy

    MehGuy A member of the less neotenous sex.. Supporter

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    Nice.. I missed a window to get a vaccine about a week ago.. I feel bummed out over that. Hopefully I can get one soon.
     
  13. SigurdReginson

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  15. Petros2015

    Petros2015 Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to see us develop a vaccine that causes a severe allergic reaction to lying. I think we'd all be better off for it and it would be highly amusing.
     
  16. Michie

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  17. Michie

    Michie Human rights begin in the womb. Supporter

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    Call it the Pinocchio vaccine. Highly recommended for all politicians.
     
  18. muichimotsu

    muichimotsu I Spit On Perfection

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    Reminds me of a joke one of my coworkers at a temp job made when another coworker came back from a bone density test. "Do you have adamantium bones?" Minor joke, but it got a chuckle
     
  19. MMXX

    MMXX Jesus Loves You

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    I'm already a zombie mutant.

    I hope the vaccine doesn't ruin that.
     
  20. SigurdReginson

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    Hmmm... I'm not so sure he doesn't believe his own schtick, honestly.

    Even L. Ron Hubbard believed in his own self made beliefs up until he died. He'd often just make up the rules for his religion on the fly, too. Not only that, but even before he created scientology, he was quoted saying "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion," so his intentions were pretty clear...

    It seems that even when something starts as a scam, even the hoodwinkers get hoodwinked over time. Self delusion is an assured thing when we surround ourselves with folks who all agree with us and never challenge a word we say or have a dissenting opinion, it seems.
     
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