US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks

[tulc]

US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks – The Shovel

Donald Trump has proposed radical new measures that would see lifeguards on US beaches carrying live sharks, in an attempt to limit the number of deaths caused by sharks.

35 people have died of shark attacks on US beaches, a number that could have been reduced to zero had staff been trained to carry and use sharks, the President said.

“Last year a young teenager tragically died in California after being bitten by a shark. He was defenceless. Imagine how different it might have been if the lifeguard on duty was armed with a shark”.

tulc(wonders if President Trump ever thought about mounting lasers on the sharks head?)

 

[timewerx]

You can't carry a shark, it's too heavy.

 

[redleghunter]

US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks – The Shovel

tulc(wonders if President Trump ever thought about mounting lasers on the sharks head?)

The law only allows lasers on sea bass.

 

[tulc]

You can't carry a shark, it's too heavy.

these are like "uzi-sharks" small but powerful. MASGA!
tulc(American ingenuity at work!)

 

[Truth7t7]

US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks – The Shovel

tulc(wonders if President Trump ever thought about mounting lasers on the sharks head?)

Fake News!

 

[Runswithdogs]

You can't carry a shark, it's too heavy.

Pah, you can get them online.. they weigh less than a lb.....

 

[tulc]

Fake News!

You're right!
tulc(nice catch!)

 

[Truth7t7]

You're right!
tulc(nice catch!)

Tulc = Fake News

I know I'm right

 

[tulc]

Tulc = Fake News

Actually tulc means something completely different then "Fake News", if that's what it meant it would be spelled "fn" not "tulc". Frankly since there's not an "f" or and "n" in tulc I can't see how anyone could make that mistake.

I know I'm right

that would be more of an assumption on your part, see, you were right that I posted a fake news story, because I'm pretty sure it wasn't that hard to figure out, but then you were wrong about what "tulc" meant, so far in this thread you've been right about one thing, and wrong about two things. I guess 1 out of three isn't terrible in a thread.
tulc(likes to be encouraging when someone says something right)

 

[Truth7t7]

Actually tulc means something completely different then "Fake News", if that's what it meant it would be spelled "fn" not "tulc". Frankly since there's not an "f" or and "n" in tulc I can't see how anyone could make that mistake.


that would be more of an assumption on your part, see, you were right that I poated a fake news story, because I'm pretty sure it wasn't that hard to figure out, but then you were wrong about what "tulc" meant, so far in this thread you've been right about one thing, and wrong about two things. I guess 1 out of three isn't terrible in a thread.
tulc(likes to be encouraging when someone says something right)

It was just a fake news story?

"tulc"

 

[tulc]

It was just a fake news story?

Actually the guy I quoted in the OP is a satirist who write pretty funny things. That's (again) why I only post his stuff in this forum, which is specifically for funny and light sorts of articles.

"tulc"

no need for the quotation marks.
tulc(is drinking some very good coffee now)

 

[Dave-W]

You can't carry a shark, it's too heavy.

Dwarf Lanternshark (Etmopterus perryi)