Trump Can’t Believe No One’s Thrown a Parade in His Honor
tulc(MAGA by President Trump being General Bullmoose?)On Wednesday, Congress overcame a slight technical difficulty to pass its estimated $1.5 trillion tax bill, formerly known as the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, for a second time. The momentous occasion, which will culminate in a signing by Donald Trump at a time T.B.D., was so exciting that House Speaker Paul Ryan could barely keep it in his pants. Yet despite the fact that Trump stands to financially benefit from the bill beyond his wildest, most self-serving dreams, and that its passage represents his first concrete “achievement” since entering office, the Queens-born billionaire wasn’t in as jolly a mood as one might’ve expected; apparently the lack of media praise for a bill that will hurt large swaths of the American populous was really getting to him.