Trump Blasts McDonald’s Employee On Twitter For Forgetting To Put Extra Ketchup On His Quarter Pound

[GoldenBoy89]

The whole thing is a parody, fake, not real.

From the site… “The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.”

What's wrong with liberals that they make up fake, satirical stories on the internet that conservatives believe are real?

 

[LostMarbels]

What's wrong with liberals that they make up fake, satirical stories on the internet that conservatives believe are real?

A lot, because it's not just this. Even this conversation was being taken seriously and was not labeled as satire. You read through the thread and you will see this fake story is used to leverage real accusations against Trump.

"It's even more sad you don't see it that way."

And there we go. Now Trump supporters are supposed to defend Trump from actions that didn't happen in a hypothetical argument. You're using this parody, this false information, as proof of why Trump is unreasonable, and making the statement that it is sad that Trump supporters don't find Trump's real actions unreasonable due to this fake parody.

Like as if there is something actually wrong with us for not connecting the dots from a fake story, and applying them to Trump in real life.

So you have theories on why we defend Trump, but none of which include that you constantly make stuff up. You come at us with outright lies that we know are lies, and then you make fun of us for pointing it out. Then you want to say it isn't a personal attack?

Oh, it is actually worrisome that we do not attribute the fake narrative of a parody to Trump in the real world. The American voters are actually bizarre for not doing so.

I mean whats wrong with us? It is obvious from this fake story that Trump is unreasonable.

And this same narrative continues through every aspect of Trumps presidency. You just make stuff up and think we're crazy for not going along with it.

 

[Trogdor the Burninator]

Got to love the 'Bee

Still my favourite - Ancient documents confirm "selah" best translated as "Extended guitar solo"

ISRAEL—Ancient documents uncovered by archaeologists working in the West Bank confirmed Friday that the disputed term “selah” present throughout the Psalms and Habakkuk is actually best translated “extended guitar solo.”

While many scholars had previously believed the Hebrew word referred to either a period of quiet reflection, a musical pause, or a time of heightened musical crescendo, the recent discovery of scrolls in remarkable shape lend overwhelming evidence to the theory that the term actually instructed Hebrew worship bands to shred across all six strings in a blistering, melodic guitar solo.

“This is an astounding find—it really can’t be overstated,” biblical archaeologist Dr. Thomas Earl told reporters excitedly. “While we knew that Old Testament worshipers often incorporated instruments into their singing of the Psalms, we had no idea that biblical worship was often accompanied by a gratuitous, performance-oriented electric guitar solo.”

Other experts in Old Testament language studies have confirmed that scribbled on the back of one of the newly discovered scrolls was a piece of tablature notating a rudimentary version of famed guitarist Slash’s soulful solo from hit single “November Rain.”

“While many Christians have cautioned against excessive use of showmanship and flashy musical performances in our times of worship, well—it seems like the Scripture now confirms it’s okay to wail, if the Spirit so moves,” Dr. Earl continued.

 

[Blood Bought 1953]

Got to love the 'Bee

Still my favourite - Ancient documents confirm "selah" best translated as "Extended guitar solo"

ISRAEL—Ancient documents uncovered by archaeologists working in the West Bank confirmed Friday that the disputed term “selah” present throughout the Psalms and Habakkuk is actually best translated “extended guitar solo.”

While many scholars had previously believed the Hebrew word referred to either a period of quiet reflection, a musical pause, or a time of heightened musical crescendo, the recent discovery of scrolls in remarkable shape lend overwhelming evidence to the theory that the term actually instructed Hebrew worship bands to shred across all six strings in a blistering, melodic guitar solo.

“This is an astounding find—it really can’t be overstated,” biblical archaeologist Dr. Thomas Earl told reporters excitedly. “While we knew that Old Testament worshipers often incorporated instruments into their singing of the Psalms, we had no idea that biblical worship was often accompanied by a gratuitous, performance-oriented electric guitar solo.”

Other experts in Old Testament language studies have confirmed that scribbled on the back of one of the newly discovered scrolls was a piece of tablature notating a rudimentary version of famed guitarist Slash’s soulful solo from hit single “November Rain.”

“While many Christians have cautioned against excessive use of showmanship and flashy musical performances in our times of worship, well—it seems like the Scripture now confirms it’s okay to wail, if the Spirit so moves,” Dr. Earl continued.

That sign is priceless.....lol

 

[iluvatar5150]

There is another way of looking at it... Who do you trust more, someone who speaks his mind often and allows you to know what he really thinks, or someone who keeps his thoughts secret and tells you what he thinks you want to hear?

...Many people are reassessing what qualities they want in a politician these days.

If speaking one's mind results in what we get with Trump, I'll go with Guy #2 - he at least understands how to abide by social norms, even if he doesn't necessarily care for them. There's no virtue in being yourself if your personality is garbage.