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- an average soldier does not rise from infantryman to major
He was commissioned as an officer from the start, was never an enlisted man. "Infantryman" describes anyone assigned to the infantry, whether enlisted or officer.
- an average soldier does not serve 21 years and is still actively serving as an Army Officer
He was in the National Guard, and it frequently takes as much as 30 years in the Guard for to accrue twenty "good years" to reach military retirement.
- and average Soldier does not receive two Bronze Stars
- The Bronze Star Medal is awarded to members of the United States Armed Forces who distinguish themselves through heroism, meritorious service, or outstanding achievement while serving in a combat theater
The average officer or senior NCO, if he is in a genuine combat role, is typically awarded a Bronze Star. A Silver Star, however, would be very impressive.
- an average soldier does not receive two Army Commendation medals
- he Army Commendation Medal (ARCOM) is a mid-level award given to members of the United States Armed Forces for meritorious service or acts of heroism:
A senior NCO or officer who can't merit a Commendation medal, particularly if he has deployed, has been deliberately disrespected by his commander. Personally, I've got two Air Force commendation medals and two Department of Defense (higher level) commendation medals. I'd have considered it an offense if I had not been awarded them.
- an average soldier does not hold degrees from Princeton and Harvard
True, the average soldier has not been through two Ivy League colleges, but it's not unusual for a major to have both bachelor's and master's degrees...particularly a Guardsman or Reservist.
- an average soldier does not rise to a senior counterinsurgency instructor at the Counterinsurgency Training Center in Kabul.
It's not unusual for a soldier, by the time he makes major, to have, to have served in some impressive-sounding training position. You realize they had more than one "senior counterinsurgency instructor" at the training center, and there is more than one such training center...right? Come to think of it, that job would actually get him out of real patrol duty.