Translation?

[barefeetonholyground]

Can someone help me out with this one?
I just received an anonymous blessing with this message attached:

Thou craven milk-livered nut-hook!

Anyone have a clue what this one means?
It's not like I can ask the sender because oh yeah! It's anonymous!

 

[Verve]

I got a Shakespearian one too.

A fool go with thy soul, whither it goes!

I knew it sounded familiar so I googled.
I haven't read Henry IV since 5th grade...

Edit: I'm pretty sure someone got bored and is just using Shakespearian period insults because mine translates to "Wherever your soul is off to now, let it carry the name of fool!"

Honestly the one you posted doesn't sound nice either.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

I don't even know what a nut-hook is!

 

[kevlite2020]

I don't even know what a nut-hook is!

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

 

[Hadassah_]

Mine wasn't too congenial either. Anon is getting frisky.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I think I'm better off not knowing.

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

I did some googling and found our Anonymous Insulter was using this website: Shakespearean Insulter

I flipped through it and found mine: Thou beslubbering earth-vexing scut.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Which meant?

 

[Lord Of The Forest]

The best I can tell, a "beslobbering, earth-vexing scut" is a contemptible person with a penchant for drooling, who is an insult to the earth.

 

[Keachian]

I got this one:
Thy bones are hollow; impiety has mad a feast of thee

 

[Blank123]

i got one just shouting the word "transform". no one stepped forward to explain that one.

honestly... I'm getting tired of the anon blessings. Its one thing when they have meaningful and encouraging messages (although they'd still mean more having a name/face attached to them). but now its just a pointless joke. thats not even really funny.

 

[.Mikha'el.]

I have gotten no Shakespearian insults. Maybe the bandit is on my ignore list?

 

[balesom]

I have gotten no Shakespearian insults. Maybe the bandit is on my ignore list?

It's okay, I didn't get any either. It's making me sad, I LOVE Shakespearian insults!

No, really. I sub for a teacher that has a whole collection of them on magnets, on her filing cabinet. They do aptly describe some of her students, I think that's why she has them. Either that, or she's an English teacher.

 

[MissElizabeth]

LOL wow, you guys sure must have put someone out!!!

whew, they sound nasty, but funny at the same time

neh, like water off a ducks back, aye??

 

[Gym]

i got one just shouting the word "transform". no one stepped forward to explain that one.

honestly... I'm getting tired of the anon blessings. Its one thing when they have meaningful and encouraging messages (although they'd still mean more having a name/face attached to them). but now its just a pointless joke. thats not even really funny.

Join the anti-anon blessings coalition!
We... well.. I.. have cookie!

 

[Verve]

How does singular cookie help the group?