To Lighten The Mood

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This was emailed to me this evening. It is political and offensive to some. I apologize ahead of time.
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A Covid joke to hopefully lighten the mood:

A plane has five passengers on board:
Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and Greta Thunberg.

The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Dr Fauci says “I need one! I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is Covid-19!”

He takes one and jumps.

The Pope says “I need one! I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is Covid-19!”

He takes one and jumps.

Donald Trump says ‘‘I need one! I’m the best person. Incredible, tremendous person. No one does as much as I do, And I'm doing a great job. I'm the smartest man in the USA!”

He takes one and jumps.

Hillary Clinton says to Greta Thunberg, "You take the last parachute. My public life is over, I can't do much more and you're full of dreams, yours has only begun.”

Greta Thunberg says ...

"Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my backpack."