THREE WORDS AT A TIME STORY (anyone can play)

[mochagirl]

Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and beef and cheese! Delicately balancing his stolen eyeballs on a day-old quesadilla with Napoleon Dynamite giggling behind him, he waited for the time to dance and sing the Botswana national its honor to serve on your Board of Directors. Today is the last day for the time of our tasty traditional food from home. He took a large ripe tomato singing to it songs of deliverance and dancing, while thinking depressing thoughts he sliced the large ripe tomato into identical cubes and the tomato came to life. Everyone was surprised! Everyone was him.

Call the paramedics!The paramedics had problems finding the remote. They needed it because of the ozone layer. It started to make beeping noises and run around in an eliptical orbit around a Class M planet. The planet Mayonnaise so named because it expired in the remote past. It now smelled like unwashed dogs encrusted with the slime of many tomatoes gone before. Eventually they found that they were infected with a deadly virus that

 

[brinny]

nearly knocked out

 

[mochagirl]

all the people

 

[Yasha]

legion of fungal

 

[Yasha]

thieves and scallywaggs

 

[xenia]

neither repentant nor

 

[Lessien]

unrepentant for the

 

[xenia]

dreadful deeds done

 

[Yasha]

to maidens fair.

 

[brinny]

Lo and behold

 

[xenia]

a blue-eyed elf

 

[goldenviolet]

Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and beef and cheese! Delicately balancing his stolen eyeballs on a day-old quesadilla with Napoleon Dynamite giggling behind him, he waited for the time to dance and sing the Botswana national its honor to serve on your Board of Directors. Today is the last day for the time of our tasty traditional food from home. He took a large ripe tomato singing to it songs of deliverance and dancing, while thinking depressing thoughts he sliced the large ripe tomato into identical cubes and the tomato came to life. Everyone was surprised! Everyone was him.

Call the paramedics!The paramedics had problems finding the remote. They needed it because of the ozone layer. It started to make beeping noises and run around in an eliptical orbit around a Class M planet. The planet Mayonnaise so named because it expired in the remote past. It now smelled like unwashed dogs encrusted with the slime of many tomatoes gone before. Eventually they found that they were infected with a deadly virus that nearly knocked out all the people legion of fungal thieves and scallywaggs neither repentant nor unrepentant for the dreadful deeds done to maidens fair. Lo and behold a blue-eyed elf

 

[fruitrach]

appeared from behind

 

[Lessien]

brandishing his knife

 

[goldenviolet]

Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and beef and cheese! Delicately balancing his stolen eyeballs on a day-old quesadilla with Napoleon Dynamite giggling behind him, he waited for the time to dance and sing the Botswana national its honor to serve on your Board of Directors. Today is the last day for the time of our tasty traditional food from home. He took a large ripe tomato singing to it songs of deliverance and dancing, while thinking depressing thoughts he sliced the large ripe tomato into identical cubes and the tomato came to life. Everyone was surprised! Everyone was him.

Call the paramedics!The paramedics had problems finding the remote. They needed it because of the ozone layer. It started to make beeping noises and run around in an eliptical orbit around a Class M planet. The planet Mayonnaise so named because it expired in the remote past. It now smelled like unwashed dogs encrusted with the slime of many tomatoes gone before. Eventually they found that they were infected with a deadly virus that nearly knocked out all the people legion of fungal thieves and scallywaggs neither repentant nor unrepentant for the dreadful deeds done to maidens fair. Lo and behold a blue-eyed elf appeared from behind, brandishing his knife,

 

[JamieWilsonDC]

Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and beef and cheese! Delicately balancing his stolen eyeballs on a day-old quesadilla with Napoleon Dynamite giggling behind him, he waited for the time to dance and sing the Botswana national its honor to serve on your Board of Directors. Today is the last day for the time of our tasty traditional food from home. He took a large ripe tomato singing to it songs of deliverance and dancing, while thinking depressing thoughts he sliced the large ripe tomato into identical cubes and the tomato came to life. Everyone was surprised! Everyone was him.

Call the paramedics! The paramedics had problems finding the remote. They needed it because of the ozone layer. It started to make beeping noises and run around in an eliptical orbit around a Class M planet. The planet Mayonnaise so named because it expired in the remote past. It now smelled like unwashed dogs encrusted with the slime of many tomatoes gone before. Eventually they found that they were infected with a deadly virus that nearly knocked out all the people legion of fungal thieves and scallywaggs neither repentant nor unrepentant for the dreadful deeds done to maidens fair. Lo and behold a blue-eyed elf appeared from behind, brandishing his knife, then dropping it.

 

[fruitrach]

The elf was

 

[goldenviolet]

Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and beef and cheese! Delicately balancing his stolen eyeballs on a day-old quesadilla with Napoleon Dynamite giggling behind him, he waited for the time to dance and sing the Botswana national its honor to serve on your Board of Directors. Today is the last day for the time of our tasty traditional food from home. He took a large ripe tomato singing to it songs of deliverance and dancing, while thinking depressing thoughts he sliced the large ripe tomato into identical cubes and the tomato came to life. Everyone was surprised! Everyone was him.

Call the paramedics! The paramedics had problems finding the remote. They needed it because of the ozone layer. It started to make beeping noises and run around in an eliptical orbit around a Class M planet. The planet Mayonnaise so named because it expired in the remote past. It now smelled like unwashed dogs encrusted with the slime of many tomatoes gone before. Eventually they found that they were infected with a deadly virus that nearly knocked out all the people legion of fungal thieves and scallywaggs neither repentant nor unrepentant for the dreadful deeds done to maidens fair. Lo and behold a blue-eyed elf appeared from behind, brandishing his knife, then dropping it. The elf was

 

[mochagirl]

Once upon a time... one small Man lived in a houseboat that floated in the Atlantic Ocean. It sprung a leak. The man got very terribly frightened. He jumped onto a small island that happened to be unheard of. Little did he know that on his houseboat a bird was stuck in the window. The bird kept screaming and yelling in such terror that he tugged all of the rest of the hair he had on his chest. a sail boat ...came towards him...and rescued him and took him to the hospital. The man was In the ER and almost dead. The doctors rushed into the room To see him but it was too late. The doctors told his Relatives that he left a letter for them. And they should go to his house, Drink sweet tea and collect his favorite books and... his latte machine. Then go to the funeral home but drive past ...and then go...as quickly as...they could to....quick as a jackrabbit...Cancel funeral plans. So they all ...pooled their resources...and drank tea...containing orange pekoe and diet pepsi, not lemon Pepsi, but vanilla Pepsi; with pepperoni pizza, with chocolate sauce and with icecream! All at once, blended all together it tasted grand! Manfully shouldering his long, fluffy, yellow boa, he strolled thirty yards forward only to meet a bug! He squashed the bug but the bug spoke in Portuguese and he said, "Wait! Don't kill the whales, i love all whales! and would be tickled pink if you got me some smoked salmon, and a gasoline filled bucket, and beef and cheese! Delicately balancing his stolen eyeballs on a day-old quesadilla with Napoleon Dynamite giggling behind him, he waited for the time to dance and sing the Botswana national its honor to serve on your Board of Directors. Today is the last day for the time of our tasty traditional food from home. He took a large ripe tomato singing to it songs of deliverance and dancing, while thinking depressing thoughts he sliced the large ripe tomato into identical cubes and the tomato came to life. Everyone was surprised! Everyone was him.

Call the paramedics! The paramedics had problems finding the remote. They needed it because of the ozone layer. It started to make beeping noises and run around in an eliptical orbit around a Class M planet. The planet Mayonnaise so named because it expired in the remote past. It now smelled like unwashed dogs encrusted with the slime of many tomatoes gone before. Eventually they found that they were infected with a deadly virus that nearly knocked out all the people legion of fungal thieves and scallywaggs neither repentant nor unrepentant for the dreadful deeds done to maidens fair. Lo and behold a blue-eyed elf appeared from behind, brandishing his knife, then dropping it. The elf was tall and lean

 

[Lessien]

with sixteen fingers