• Welcome to Christian Forums
  1. Welcome to Christian Forums, a forum to discuss Christianity in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to be able to join in fellowship with Christians all over the world.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

  2. The forums in the Christian Congregations category are now open only to Christian members. Please review our current Faith Groups list for information on which faith groups are considered to be Christian faiths. Christian members please remember to read the Statement of Purpose threads for each forum within Christian Congregations before posting in the forum.

Thou shalt not trespass ! !

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by com7fy8, Sep 11, 2019 at 10:59 PM.

  1. com7fy8

    com7fy8 Well-Known Member Supporter

    +3,377
    United States
    Christian
    Single
    The homeless person passed by a nice open field, with a stone wall. He knew he could lie up by the wall so no one would notice him while driving by.

    But there was a "No Trespassing" sign. "Very good," he thought; "no problem, at all; I won't need to hide, after all." He went to sleep out in the open, and the police took him to court.

    "Did you not see the 'No Trespassing' sign?" the judge demanded.

    "Of course, your Honor. I did not bear false witness, murder anyone, covet the owner's field . . . "
     
    We teamed up with Faith Counseling. Can they help you today?
Loading...