Things you don't want to unwrap under the Christmas tree

[moerunamida]

Spiders :O

 

[brinny]

junk mail

 

[Little Lantern]

Something you gave someone last Christmas.

 

[MrNoodle]

grandpa's underwear

 

[WannaWitness]

moldy bread

 

[MrNoodle]

A naked man!

 

[sunshineforJesus]

socks and undies

 

[faroukfarouk]

Tiny jewelry, because little bitsy things such as earring clasps, etc. have the habit of being easily lost among paper wrappers, etc.

 

[lucypevensie]

A portrait of Kim Jong Un

 

[MrNoodle]

the real kim jong un!!!

 

[WannaWitness]

A blank sheet of wrinkled paper!

 

[lucypevensie]

The outfit you wore in your kindergarten school pictures, in your adult size.

 

[MrNoodle]

your kindergarten teachers clothes

(I really need to stop choosing the most disgusting replies possible)

 

[sunshineforJesus]

A snake.
Happy birthday Mr Noodle.

 

[MrNoodle]

Mr Noodle as a gift. What a horrible thing that would be to unwrap!!!

 

[lucypevensie]

^Aww, no!

A stack of old musty physics textbooks from the 50s.

 

[MrNoodle]

used moth balls

 

[brinny]

a cat box with used cat litter in it

 

[look4hope]

kryptonite

 

[MrNoodle]

spoiled bologna