Politicians!
Whether sliced, diced, chunked, cured, smoked, filleted, pickled or raw, they just don't go. Oh sure, their packaging can have the promise of "zero calories", but as soon as you buy that and give them a sprinkle across that pepperoni and cheese, your hips pay the price and the lie on the package doesn't mean anything anymore.
Their shelf life tends to be 4 or 8 years or even forever, for as long as the package holds together.
There's something wrong with that. The preservatives for those life long one's just can't be good for the digestion.
Also, they smell. Chemicals not withstanding, to give them that user friendly flavor, if left to their own, they'd stink you right out of the kitchen because they're corrupt as a rule.
Absolute Politician topping recipes corrupt absolutely.
Not to mention, those high calories, preservatives, chemical saturation so as to promote an esthetically pleasing package, are bad for your health.
Clogged arteries, making everything work harder for less gain, is not a good advertisement for more, more more.
So, avoid Politicians on your pizza. At least with sausage, you know what your getting. No, the pigs don't fly. However, depending on what commercial you're watching at any given time you sit before the TV, you may see a Political topping advertisement that promises they do! If you just put their brand alone on your shopping list and then open the package when you get home, you'll see that for yourself. And if you don't, well perhaps you weren't looking hard enough to make it work.
This pizza topping rant brought to you by sponsors of advocates for quality dough.
