The You Test #9

[Miss Spaulding]

I meant to post it a little earlier but then a Sunday nap happened, soo...

Have fun, twerps.


1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
3. Glasses or contacts?
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
5. Which CFer intimidates you?
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
14. Is salad 'girl' food?
15. What makes you queasy?
16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?

 

[Blessed Each Day]

I'll forgive the twerps remark because I like this list
1. The French Polynesian Islands or Ireland
2. No, yeezys are.
3. Glasses
4. Yes he exists, and he’s still growing.
5. I’m still new, It's a close one.
6. Gladiator
7. Hmm, refer to 5.
8. Brownies
9. Gotta go with a horse
10. Barstarz Competitions
11. Oh yes I dance at wedding receptions.
12. Odd jobs; God doesn’t like tommy guns.
13. Hmm, refer to 5.
14. Heck no!
15. Going on a wild roller coaster after eating too much.
16. I did when I was like 7, and I can’t remember the taste…so philosophically no?
17. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
18. Absolutely
19. ...Arizona.
20. Jurassic Park

Again, kudos on the list, that was surprisingly thought-provoking.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon? Ireland? Honestly....I am not sure I care overly much as long as it is a nice little place. I'd be just as happy at a cabin somewhere or a beach house as I would anywhere else.
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created? The traditional Croc style sure is!
3. Glasses or contacts? both
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist? AYE! I saw Nessy rising from the depths with a man waving a harpoon on her back!
5. Which CFer intimidates you? Ummmm......
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster? Psh...I am the person in the background gather intel
7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6? None, I was busy gathering intel, I didn't fight.
8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking? Lot of stuff....I love baking cookies, cakes, and apple hand pies...none of which are healthy.
9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own? A hawk
10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure? Azzyland
11. Do you dance at wedding receptions? BWAH HA HA HA HA HA! Have you seen my dance moves? Enough said.

Spoiler

12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket? I can't answer this as the FBI may be reading my responses.
13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
14. Is salad 'girl' food? Nah, even a manly man needs his greens.
15. What makes you queasy? Anything that has a strong unpleasant odor...no need to say more.
16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake? Maybe? It's possible that I have since my Grandpa LOVED fruit cake but I don't honestly remember.
17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins) The Apple Dumplin Gang or Pollyanna
18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun? I think I would learn to dance for fun but I'm not sure it would be ballroom.
19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?It's a tie between Colorado, Tennessee, and North Carolina
20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park? LOTR

 

[Blessed Each Day]

4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist? AYE! I saw Nessy rising from the depths with a man waving a harpoon on her back!

The FBI knows about Nessy, but the man with the harpoon was the real secret they were trying to hide! I'm sure they'll want to speak to you.

 

[CodyFaith]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
Somewhere in the Carribians... how original I know.

2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
Nah

3. Glasses or contacts?
I don't need either.

4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
I believe it's possible.

5. Which CFer intimidates you?
None.

6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
Gladiator for sure.

7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
Melissa Benoist if she was single... Oh you said CFer... nvm... nvm...

8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
Eggs.

9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
Sheep. Or a horse.

10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
Hip hop or pop songs

11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
Noooope

12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
Odd jobs. Gotta have integrity.

13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
@Wayholka and @RayofSun . We'll escape the Canadian persecution and hide out in a bunker somewhere.

14. Is salad 'girl' food?
No. Having a salad replace a whole meal is questionable though, unless it's loaded with chicken or something.

15. What makes you queasy?
Well tonight I just saw a boy under 12 scooter down the middle of the road in the dark... so that sort of thing.

16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
Probably

17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
Don't think I've ever seen one.

18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
Would not be fun so no lol

19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
Only one I've ever visited was Maine.

20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?
LOTR for sure. Elf B-)

 

[NurseAbigail]

I meant to post it a little earlier but then a Sunday nap happened, soo...

Have fun, twerps.


1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon? Haven't really thought about it, I like surprises, lol maybe somewhere naturisque?
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created? Haven't own one yet, but i like those cute pin thingies they place on it. It's so kawaii!
3. Glasses or contacts? Hard...hrmmm...both...i use contacts for work, but glasses on regular days, i just feel like my eyes need to breathe...
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist? Yes.
5. Which CFer intimidates you? There's a couple...but I'll keep it to myself...lol to add some suspense...
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster? Lol just coz i want to say "Are you not entertained?!" And "This is Sparta!!!" Totally gladiator!
7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6? Lol i dont know, my survival rate is like maybe 10%...when did a nurse ever win a gladiator fight? ...exactly...
8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking? As long as i have a cook book, anything lol. Steak...mmmm..baked mussels...not so much into baking though...i get impatient and keep opening the oven...
9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own? Turtles!!! Anything tiny, i think lizards are cute too...caterpillars and snails hahaha, they have tiny faces :3
10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure? There was a time i was addicted to watching yogscast. I like watching anime via youtube too.
11. Do you dance at wedding receptions? If someone asks me to dance, sure. Lol other than that, you'll see me randomly chatting with anyone sitting down. Or munching on food.
12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket? I'll probably be a maid somewhere or a private nurse.
13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits? Not sure...dont know anyone quite well yet. I might go solo, lols, i probably wont live long anyway hahaah...the zombies will get to me
14. Is salad 'girl' food? Is steak "boy" food?
15. What makes you queasy? Seeing an animal hurt.
16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake? Yes. Not a big fan. Too dry...i like savory foods more than cakey.
17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins) The Princess Diaries
18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun? Sure!

19. Best U.S. state you ever visited? Hawaii
20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park? Lol maybe LOTR.
This was fun! Thanks for posting these thought provoking questions...now i have to ask myself some deep existential questions

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I knew people would skirt those two questions. That's okay. But you can't blame me for trying. Lol

 

[Blessed Each Day]

I knew people would skirt those two questions. That's okay. But you can't blame me for trying. Lol

I'm like the new kid in school, still learning everybody's name

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I'm like the new kid in school, still learning everybody's name

Haha, that's alright. The more you chime into these types of threads the more you get to see everyone let their hair down and you get more familiar with their individual personalities.

 

[Blessed Each Day]

Haha, that's alright. The more you chime into these types of threads the more you get to see everyone let their hair down and you get more familiar with their individual personalities.

Yeah, that's the goal, and everyone's been cool so far, no sticklers yet...yet

 

[S.O.J.I.A.]

I meant to post it a little earlier but then a Sunday nap happened, soo...

Have fun, twerps.

here ya go, geek.


1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
cedar point

2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
what?

3. Glasses or contacts?
whatever is cheaper

4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
I don't believe so

5. Which CFer intimidates you?
pffft...please

6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
gladiator

7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
I don't know anyone here like that

8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
whatever is on the menu for the day

9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
don't like pets

10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
FGC tournaments

11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
nope

12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
odd job

13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
don't know anyone here like that

14. Is salad 'girl' food?
.....no?

15. What makes you queasy?
the phrase "gay is the new black"

16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
if I did, I don't remember it

17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
don't have one

18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
nope

19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
I enjoyed living in texas for the time I was there

20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?
if i have to pick one, star wars....I guess

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I think nobody wants to be the first to answer them. I'll probably have to go first, dang it. Lol

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
Harry Potter world or doing the West Highland way
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
Yes
3. Glasses or contacts?
Glasses
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
Of course, it does.... take that from a Jock
5. Which CFer intimidates you? Hahahahahaha..... i wouldn't say intimidates, weird me out yes
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?

Royal Jouster

7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?

This is a Christian site, we aren't allowed to kiss

8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?

I love it, i really should do it more

9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?

chickens or a pig would be cool

10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?

erm I don't do that

11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?

YESSSSSS.... SHAKE SHAKE

12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?

illegal racket

13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?

Well i am on my own here in Scotland though, so am on my own here

14. Is salad 'girl' food?

WHAT? No.....

15. What makes you queasy?

I can't talk about that, or i will become queasy

16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?

Yes of course

17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)

broomstick and bedknobs

18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?

Yes, I think this would be really fun to do, I love dancing

19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?

NONE :-O

20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?

LOTR, so would, it would be amazing

 

[Blessed Each Day]

I think nobody wants to be the first to answer them. I'll probably have to go first, dang it. Lol

Lol, I'll help you out, you can use my name for intimidator (I'll grow my beard out to make it believable.)

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[ImAllLikeOkWaitWat]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
Nearest Holiday inn
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
No way
3. Glasses or contacts?
Visian ICL FTW
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
He better not
5. Which CFer intimidates you?
All the lady ones
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
Jouster because I like to mix things up
7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
All the lady ones
8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
Cooking. If I knew how to bake then baking for sure.
9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
I want a raccoon mommy.
10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
Asmr videos for sure
11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
Only if the song is my jam.
12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
Odd job. An illegal racket seems like too much work.
13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
Solomons Porch. Like the strongest woman everrr and an apocalypse would totally be something she would be good at.
14. Is salad 'girl' food?
Not unless it has pink lettuce.
15. What makes you queasy?
I have a touch of tryptophobia so....trypto images!
16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
Can't say I have but they look so nice in stores.
17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
The Princess Diaries
18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
Ugh gonna say no.
19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
Vegas!!!!!!!!
20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?
Star wars.

 

[Gnarwhal]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
Iceland. Or Hungary. Maybe somewhere in Scandinavia like Norway/Finland/Denmark. But preferably Iceland.

2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
Ehhh, I've seen worse.

3. Glasses or contacts?
Definitely glasses.

4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
I choose to believe, yes.

5. Which CFer intimidates you?
Not trying to sound macho, but it's just completely illogical to be intimidated by someone who is basically just 1's and 0's to me. Sure, it's a little Schrödinger's Cat-ish, but... whatever. I'm not going to be intimidated by a digital persona, especially since so many people fake/embellish themselves online anyway.

6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
Jouster would be dope cause of the horses.

7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
Nope.

8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
I'm great with outdoor cooking - BBQing, smoking, etc.

9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
Definitely a hedgehog.

10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
Trailers maybe? I dunno I don't spend tons of time on YouTube. I know it sounds kind of snobby/elitist but I don't like to support the YouTube culture where everybody has their own channels. Being a filmmaker/producer/editor I feel like it's really lowered the bar for what the general public considers "quality content" or "entertainment" and it's spilled over into other mediums like film and television.

But to each their own.

11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
NEVAR.

12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
Wouldn't it be the 1930s, technically? I'd make that white lightning...

13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
I think it's gotta be @Travelers.Soul, girl knows the woods. We could establish a village deep in the woods, like in Defiance.

14. Is salad 'girl' food?
Sometimes...

15. What makes you queasy?
Hard to say, I'm not sure.

16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
Yeah, it wasn't bad.

17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
What are we calling classic? If it's only films made before 1980, then The Love Bug. If it includes films up to, say, 2000 then it's definitely Angels In The Outfield (1994).

18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
Sure, I've thought about it. My old roommate owns a dance studio and gives lessons in Lindy Hop, Waltz and others. I have a couple friends who do it and they have fun.

19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
I've actually been to more foreign countries than U.S. states, weird I know. But I love Oregon, so I guess I'd have to say that.

20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?
LOTR. Without question. Put me in coach.

 

[Sif]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
Anywhere in Norway, Sweden or Finland
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
Yes (if not they are close)
3. Glasses or contacts?
I will need some at some point I am sure. I will go with glasses.
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
No. However, I've seen some people that could qualify
5. Which CFer intimidates you?
No one intimidates me here. However, there are some I prefer to stay away from.
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
Roman Gladiatrix. A female gladiator in Rome earned, potentially, 30 to 50 times the average yearly wage and, being so expensive meant they were rarely killed.
7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
None. Sorry, none of the men here seem my type and I am sure I am not theirs either.
8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
I enjoy cooking the meat of the animals I've hunted.
9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
Love to get into falconry and have a falcon
10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
Watching 'fail' videos of people being stupid
11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
No
12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
Illegal racket
13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
None as I do not know anyone here well enough
14. Is salad 'girl' food?
Maybe
15. What makes you queasy?
The stench of rotting bodies
16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
Yes. It wasn't that bad
17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
Sure.
19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
Alaska
20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?
Lord of the Rings

 

[Waddler]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon?
The Caribbean. Hot weather, clear water, and a lush hotel.

2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created?
That distinction belongs to Uggs, and other furry footwear that looks like a small woodland creature got folded inside out.

3. Glasses or contacts?
I like glasses.

4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist?
Sure. His name is Snaughley, 2nd Cousin to Piff the Magic Dragon. Yes, Piff, not Puff, nor Steve.

5. Which CFer intimidates you?
I think she'd be confused and possibly offended if I answered that one.

6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster?
Jouster. Let the horse do the leg work while I pick the other guy's nose with a big stick.

7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6?
See #5, just because she's the only one other than myself I'd do any smoochin' with.

8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking?
Food. Mostly potatoes.

9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own?
See my avatar.

10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?
Video game playthroughs.

11. Do you dance at wedding receptions?
If there's slow music, aye.

12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket?
An illegal racket of odd jobs busting up bootleggers.

13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits?
Depends on what their plan for survival is. If it includes going to Walmart, you're dead to me.

14. Is salad 'girl' food?
What the what? Who says that?

15. What makes you queasy?
Kids, mostly. Surgeries, but not autopsies. Bad theology. Jokes about mental illness. inappropriate contentography. A few hot button social issues.

16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake?
Every year at Christmas. It's my favorite holiday treat when it's done right.

17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins)
Fight Club. That's Disney, right?

18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun?
Would if I could.

19. Best U.S. state you ever visited?
California. I love Florida, but I think California wins by a smidgen.

20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park?
Lord of the Rings, please. I can be Orc #7,897.

 

[Mydnyte]

1. You've just been married. Where is your dream honeymoon? A private beach somewhere.
2. Are Croc shoes the ugliest footwear ever created? Yup.
3. Glasses or contacts? I have glasses, but would maybe try contacts
4. Does the Loch Ness Monster exist? I kinda hope so.
5. Which CFer intimidates you? NONE, though several severely annoy me.
6. Would you be a Roman Gladiator or Royal Jouster? Gladiator
7. Which male/female CFer do you get to kiss if you win at #6? I'm not naming names.
8. What do you enjoy cooking/baking? BBQ
9. What non-feline/canine pet would you own? I dunno
10. What's your YouTube guilty pleasure? Old pro wrestling matches.
11. Do you dance at wedding receptions? Nope.
12. It's the 1920s. Odd jobs to barely scrape by or run an illegal racket? Moonshining worked pretty well
13. Which CFer would be your survival buddy if the apocalypse hits? Dunno
14. Is salad 'girl' food? Not really
15. What makes you queasy? Gas station sushi.
16. Have you ever actually tasted fruitcake? Some of it isn't bad.
17. Favorite classic Disney live-action film? (e.g. Mary Poppins) Treasure Island
18. Would you learn to ballroom dance just for fun? Nope.
19. Best U.S. state you ever visited? Probably the Carolinas. Either.
20. You get to star in one of the following: LOTR, Star Wars, or Jurassic Park? Jurassic Park