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The Truth about Evolution: Revealed Today

Discussion in 'Creation & Evolution' started by Split Rock, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. Split Rock

    Split Rock Conflation of Blathers

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    I think its about time that I tell everyone here the truth about the theory of evolution. It is time. We in science all know that common descent or macro-evolution just doesn't work. It wasn't long after Darwin convinced the scientific community that evolution was the scientific answer to the origin of species that we found out we had been led up the wrong tree, so to speak. The transitional fossils that should exist in the fossil record don't. Vestigial organs aren't actually vestigial. Even similarities between DNA sequences are just that.. similarities.

    Many of you may have seen so-called "transitional fossils" in museums or websites. They are mostly either just odd species, or stuff made up of plaster. Most of what you see in museums are plaster, not real fossil bones. When a new one is invented, we all get a kick out of how easily the public accepts them. A recent example is "Tiktaalik." This guy stuck some different fossils together to come up with a "fishapod." A fishapod! Hilarious! Occasionally, some one spills the beans on one of these, like with Piltdown Man or Archaeoraptor, but usually, the media and the public accept these things because, well.. we are scientists after all.

    There is a tacit agreement among scientists that we keep the whole evolution thing going, because we don't want to loose our funding or our jobs. Everyone is in on it, but we don't talk about it much. I just thought you guys deserved to hear the truth for once.

    Sorry for any inconvenience. :wave:
     
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  2. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    Your brand of sarcasm, as usual, makes my day! :wave:
     
  3. Papias

    Papias Listening to TW4

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    AV wrote:


    Yes, that's it! It makes my day too. My exact day, this very date.

    In Christ-

    Papias
     
  4. lewiscalledhimmaster

    lewiscalledhimmaster georgemacdonald.info

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    You have a marvelously developed sense of humor, I am so glad that you've finally decided to come out of the closet. ^_^
     
  5. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    Yes, indeed!

    I believe it's National Atheist Day today, is it not?
     
  6. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    Rocky has a wonderful sense of humor!

    For example:

     
  7. selfinflikted

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    Haha! Good one, Split Rock.

    4.25/5 stars
     
  8. Mr Strawberry

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    I was going to say "you couldn't make it up", but you didn't have to. Every word has been said many times by god's special smurfs on this very board.
     
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  9. lewiscalledhimmaster

    lewiscalledhimmaster georgemacdonald.info

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    Strawberry fields forever!
     
  10. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    ^_^ ... Some of your retorts have a wit about them that is unique.
     
  11. crjmurray

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    Poor Lewis.... He can only speak in 60s era song lyrics now.
     
  12. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    Don't scientists today still manufacture Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds in their labs?

    And when they aren't, aren't they trying to get it legitimized for ... you know ... medical reasons?
     
  13. Papias

    Papias Listening to TW4

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    AV wrote:

    Yes,perhaps! Though to be nice, I'll leave it with......
     
  14. Subduction Zone

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    Not any that I know of. Though I am sure that there are a few. But it is immoral to even imply that the actions of a very few are the actions of a larger group. You would hate to see what we could do with Christianity if that was a legitimate way to argue.
     
  15. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    You mean like the Salem Witch trials?
    I already know what you guys can do with Christianity -- legitimately or otherwise.
     
  16. AV1611VET

    AV1611VET BELIEVE IN MIRACLES Supporter

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    [ deleted ]
     
  17. Split Rock

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    APRIL FOOLS!!

    :p :p :p

    (I don't think I fooled anyone, though... :( )
     
  18. crjmurray

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    You Ol Rascal!!!!!
     
  19. AV1611VET

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    ^_^ ... You got me! I thought you were just being sarcastic!
     
  20. Split Rock

    Split Rock Conflation of Blathers

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    I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob!
     
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