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The New World Order approached MY CHURCH

Discussion in 'Baptists' started by Jn316Jonathan, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. Jn316Jonathan

    Jn316Jonathan Newbie

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    RED ALERT!!!

    The New World Order has arrived!!! Some official organization called the "Planetary Council" emailed my church and told us to participate in the "New World Order" and implement the "Religious Re-Education Program." At the end, they chillingly said: "your cooperation is appreciated." This video was sent:

    (Search for this video): New World Manifesto: Starting Year 1 N.E. After Dec. 21, 2012

    Please the Christians need to unite against this organization! This is truly the last days.
     
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  2. cow451

    cow451 Individual-2 Supporter

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    Being a Southern Baptist, I'm not certain some religious "re-education" would be a bad idea.
     
  3. Trogool

    Trogool Well-Known Member

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    Lol, because it couldn't be spam email or a prank by some kid, could it?
     
  4. ThatWhichIsnt

    ThatWhichIsnt evidence trumps all

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    No, its real. Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura are on their way to investigate it now.
     
  5. WinBySurrender

    WinBySurrender Well-Known Member

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    No, of course not! The aliens are really preparing to take ...

    [​IMG]

    ... sorry, couldn't keep a straight face long enough to finish the thought.
     

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  6. Steve Petersen

    Steve Petersen Senior Veteran

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    First post, no introduction!?

    I call troll. Seeing them on other sub-fora.

    First post on another thread; 'If I accept Jesus, do I get my virginity back?'

    Someone or several someones are trolling CF looking for trouble.
     
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  7. Trogool

    Trogool Well-Known Member

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  8. phoenixdem

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    If we band together to fight this thing, we must first ready the spaceships in case we need a fast getaway. Never let the aliens get you pushed into a corner.
     
  9. C-Man

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    I've got my spaceship all ready. And if they stop me, I've got a shotgun and lots of shells full of rock salt. :3
     
  10. phoenixdem

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    I'd be happy to sell you a ray gun, really cheap. It's made of plastic, but it's really light.
     
  11. WinBySurrender

    WinBySurrender Well-Known Member

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    Oh no! NASA retired all the spaceships! What to do, what to do??? :confused:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. HantsUK

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    At last, church that takes its emails seriously.

    I presume that your church's treasurer has followed up all financial related emails sent specifically to your church, from numerous trust fund managers around the world? It's amazing just how many anonymous people have made you their beneficiary for the $5.5M, or $15.689M or $50M held in secrete deposit accounts, just waiting for a signature. Or African government officials looking for someone to transfer $100M to a Swiss bank account on their behalf and will give you 20% for your efforts - guaranteed safe and illegal (just trying to prevent the monies getting into corrupt hands).

    Your treasurer did respond? So, what happened to all the money? . . . The money disappeared? But not your treasurer? Oh, your treasure did what! He clicked on one of the links in an email from the bank warning that your account has been suspended due to login errors, and reverified all your bank details. And shortly afterwards, your money disappeared.

    You really mustn't believe every email.
     
  13. SwordoftheLord

    SwordoftheLord Defender of the Faith

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    Funny that so many Baptists scoff at things like this, but the Book of Revelation is clear that in the end times there will be a one world government and a one world religion....

    And it says their will be scoffers in those days.. Imagine that...

    Whether the email is true or not doesnt matter, what matters is there are people (call them Bilderbeg, Illuminati, Secret, whatever) whose goal is to usher in a new world order. thats facts.
     
  14. WinBySurrender

    WinBySurrender Well-Known Member

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    Get off your high horse. Few if any Baptists scoff at this biblical truth. What we're scoffing at is that the "One World Government" contacted a church now. Get real!
     
  15. SwordoftheLord

    SwordoftheLord Defender of the Faith

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    You must not know how to read then, because if you go and read you will see only one person mentioned the contact thing, the rest focused on the info...
     
  16. WinBySurrender

    WinBySurrender Well-Known Member

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    The OP sets the tone for the thread. What other peripheral nonsense gets dragged into it is called "being off-topic" ... like you are right now.
     
  17. phoenixdem

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    Ok, you have your opinion. We all have them. Please do try to refrain from saying we cannot read. There are people who actually resent putdowns like that.
     
  18. cow451

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    Please mark me as a proud scoffer.:preach:
     
  19. CalledOutOne

    CalledOutOne The World Weary

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    Is this some sort of joke? Perhaps you're a troll....
    I've searched it. It doesn't seem legit.

    If it is legit, it doesn't seem like it would be very effective.
     
  20. pgp_protector

    pgp_protector Noted strange person

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    Schools out, Over the years I've noticed the more time off kids have, the more trolls we have on any given site
     
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