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The instructions were in ENGLISH!!!
But the parts were made in China.
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The instructions were in ENGLISH!!!
Be my guest, if you think you can.
That's right -- but I like to think of them as 'educated guesses'.You sir, are simply making stuff up as you see fit.
Evidence shows otherwise.So it really doesn't matter what you think.
Okay.Ok, Adam spoke English.
Please don't try and emulate me with melodrama; that's as bad as Rocky's Nasal Challenge.He drove a Chevy. He used Duracell batteries in all his kid's toys. Those would be EMBEDDED batteries in EMBEDDED toys.
Then all that disappeared and reappeared a few thousand years later.
You?Who needs evidence chief!
That's right, I don't.You sure don't.
Nope -- I'm restricted to believing what the Bible says, as well as a set of Boolean standards.Whatever you imagine is true!
More melodrama?Adam wore Jockey underwear. Boxers no less!
As they say, if you can't put on the brakes, step on the gas, eh?No wonder Noah could build that ark. He had Milwaukee Power Tools!
Moses wrote that, not Adam.Hypothetically, if Adam existed, he spoke Hebrew. Genesis 2:23 "Isha" is a Hebrew word, not English. Also "Chava" in Genesis 3:20.
OH right! All the little EMBEDDED Chinese laboring to make toys for Adam's kids.But the parts were made in China.
Moses wrote that, not Adam.
Moses (or someone before him) would have translated the English to Hebrew, before the English language went dormant.
Hey, I'll have you know that my Nasal Challenge is much beloved here on Christian Forums!Please don't try and emulate me with melodrama; that's as bad as Rocky's Nasal Challenge.
I have to disagree with you on the whole English thing. According to your own Boolean standards, you should accept that Adam did not speak English.Nope -- I'm restricted to believing what the Bible says, as well as a set of Boolean standards.
Also, does that mean that King James version was divinely inspired, but Moses version wasnt?
I know! My sides are still hurting from the laughter!
No. AVET would say that Moses' version was the version for his time, whereas the KHV is the version for today. Both were divinely inspired and in fact written by God. Moses and the others were just taking dictation.
Unless of course it was never written in English until much later, and then translated from the original Hebrew.
your wrong. mine is the Tower of London Walpurgis manuscript I.33
I'm thinking it was originally written in English then it was produced as a musical.Yeah.. I'll go with that.
Yiddish and English are both West Germanic languages.Moses wrote that, not Adam.
Moses (or someone before him) would have translated the English to Hebrew, before the English language went dormant.