The First-Ever Holy Water-Infused Hard Seltzer Is Here

[Michie]

Jesus turned water into wine & MSCHF turned holy water into hard seltzer.


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According to the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, and now, MSCHF is turning holy water into hard seltzer. The boundary-pushing American art collective is making its foray into the booze industry with the launch of its Sacred Seltzer.

The 5% ABV beverage, which is available in Mango, Cherry, and Lime, features 95% holy water that was "blessed according to official Catholic procedure on March 31, 2022 in LA County, CA," the company reports. You can even watch the blessing on MSCHF's website.

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The First-Ever Holy Water-Infused Hard Seltzer Is Here

 

[Michie]

Ummm...

 

[RileyG]

Theologically (if one is in a state of grace of course!) would this remit venial sins if they are rightly disposed? I think the answer is yes.

Anything can be blessed of course!

 

[Lady Bug]

Sacred Seltzer has a nice ring to it though...

 

[fide]

Jesus turned water into wine & MSCHF turned holy water into hard seltzer.


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Courtesy of Sacred Seltzer

According to the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, and now, MSCHF is turning holy water into hard seltzer. The boundary-pushing American art collective is making its foray into the booze industry with the launch of its Sacred Seltzer.

The 5% ABV beverage, which is available in Mango, Cherry, and Lime, features 95% holy water that was "blessed according to official Catholic procedure on March 31, 2022 in LA County, CA," the company reports. You can even watch the blessing on MSCHF's website.

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The First-Ever Holy Water-Infused Hard Seltzer Is Here

What does "MSCHF" stand for?

 

[Michie]

What does "MSCHF" stand for?

MSCHF (pronounced "mischief") is an American art collective based in Brooklyn, New York, United States. MSCHF has produced a wide range of artworks, ranging from browser plugins to sneakers, physical products, social media channels and photographs.

 

[fide]

What does "MSCHF" stand for?

Thank you. An art collective is in the "adult beverage" business? Am I missing something relevant to the Faith?

 

[chevyontheriver]

Sacred Seltzer has a nice ring to it though...

I’ll not be buying it. My parish supplies holy water for free, I don’t like seltzer, and I think I don’t like their motives.

 

[Lady Bug]

I’ll not be buying it. My parish supplies holy water for free, I don’t like seltzer, and I think I don’t like their motives.

I was talking only about the name of the Seltzer, not the Seltzer itself.

 

[pdudgeon]

Theologically (if one is in a state of grace of course!) would this remit venial sins if they are rightly disposed? I think the answer is yes.

Anything can be blessed of course!

Oh, if only!!!

 

[pdudgeon]

Oh, if only!!!

The only other recourse, of course is to go to a religion that differs on what is a venial sin.

 

[WarriorAngel]

What if you need to dispose of holy. Water. Well it's really pretty simple. You can either drink it or you can pour it directly to the earth if you've got a plant or a garden in the background.

I wonder how many are able to dispose of seltzer water if they don't like it? And will they do it properly?

 

[pdudgeon]

As we've seen before, the Catholic Church has for years turned a blind eye to open abuse, and many people are still paying the price.