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The Far Side on God (Comedy)

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by Unofficial Reverand Alex, Jan 17, 2020.

  1. Unofficial Reverand Alex

    Unofficial Reverand Alex Look up Jason Evert on YouTube; he changed my life Supporter

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    A selection of God jokes from one of my favorite comic strips; enjoy!^_^

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    And a few more!
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  3. Michie

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    I can relate to the math phobic! :eek:
     
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    love it
     
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    I couldn't help but see your signature on trafficking, this was a recent article, a trafficker was caught due to being in traffic and people recognized the car from the amber alert. I thought you would appreciate it. Praise Jesus for people who pay attention to amber alerts.

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    Off-topic, my grandson is writing a paper on his favorite president. He hadn't seen this quote from Roosevelt before. :)
     
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  12. Unofficial Reverand Alex

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    Well, I'm glad I could help! A professor at my college has this quote outside her door; I don't have the professor for any of my classes, but I sometimes walk past her office & see the quote, and I thought it really related to the spiritual life as well. Hence, the decision to put it in my signature.

    For those of you who can't see my signature, here's the quote (click it to make it big):
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    May God continue to bless us all!:pray:
     
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    createdtoworship In the grip of grace

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    I suppose this could be a place for clean jokes too. I heard a truth bomb today, "I am officially 74 years old today and I still turn heads, it's just the other way." That is a truth bomb, if I ever read one. Not to say that elderly people are not beautiful, they very much are. But it's fun to have a good sense of humor about aging gracefully. IF you can't laugh about it, then your heart is not in the right spot.
     
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