The Excuse Game

[Godlovesmetwo]

Sorry i quit dairy farming . Cant stand cows anymore.

Your behaviour on this forum is unacceptable.

 

[LaSorcia]

Why do you keep seeing doctorates in Astrophysics and Economics about your prostate anyway? What really disturbs me is that they keep seeing you...

How now, brown cow?

Oh my gosh, are you Welsh?!

Get the farm animals away from Quid, hurry!

 

[*LILAC]

Do what, you say? Sorry, I've got to buff my nails! Priorities, people!

My bird feeders need filling up. Come do it quick, before the poor birds starve!

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

I don't believe in upholding some nanny state bird welfare scheme. It will just encourage lazy birds, living off our hard work.

Hand me my shootin' iron.

 

[joyshirley]

Certainly not. I detest those things and swore never to touch one.

Make a pizza for us, will you, please? I have all the ingredients. *hopefully*

 

[frogalone]

Nah, it's much too fattening and I'm out of Tums.

Do bring me Chinese takeout, please?

 

[LaSorcia]

I can't. Being British, I can only get take-away. Last time I heard someone say 'takeout' they got mobbed by Mods. Or was it Rockers?

Let's have a Mr. Bean Marathon.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Doesn't seem particularly riveting to watch a whole 42 km's worth.


M'lord, I have a cunning plan...

 

[LaSorcia]

Be quiet and eat your turnip!

Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a pet. You should change it.

 

[joyshirley]

Oh no! My poor dog heard that! C'mere, SPG! And that would be a No! *cuddles dog, who looks balefully at LaSorcia*

Turn the radio off, please? Too noisy on and on...

 

[LaSorcia]

Ahem. That's NOT the radio. I was speaking!

Give me some advice in the advice game.

 

[Chesterton]

Why bother? I don't think anyone has ever taken any of our perfectly good bad advice.

Buy me a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

 

[joyshirley]

Rang the store and they are all gone. Said there was a rush on them at Christmas by a load of nostalgic people.

On the other hand, I loved playing Chinese Checkers when I was a kid. Want a game?

 

[mama2one]

loved Chinese checkers as a child, too!
sorry, can't play today as kid off school & we be busy






right this wrong?

 

[Chesterton]

I can't right this wrong because I only have an excuse for not doing your laundry before you edited.

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.

 

[*LILAC]

Trees are pretty enough without needing silly ribbons.

Could you please treat my winter boots for me?

 

[LaSorcia]

Treat? I mean, what the heck do they want, cake? I'm fresh out.

Please pick up the tab.

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Nah. I'd rather hear your tale of drunken malarkey to that policeman coming in now.

Peace in the middle east, please.

 

[Sam91]

If I could, I would!

Teach me how to make good choices

 

[joyshirley]

Best to ask the Lord, I reckon.

Can you make a pot of tea, please?