The Excuse Game

[gennypearl]

i am not nagging, i'm just being real. a sandwich is too much to ask from someone across the pacific.

if you keep on depending on me for that sandwich, you won't get it. try sleeping early instead, for a change.

 

[Dirk1540]

The member who started The Excuse Game thread really appreciates when I make 270 posts on his thread in one night. How can I do that if I go to bed early?

It looks like the OP is an astronaut! Let’s go travel in space with him.

 

[gennypearl]

nah, i need to learn how to drive a space shuttle first.

don't give me that book (your avatar).

 

[LaSorcia]

Don't give you that book? I'm going to throw the book at you!

If you send me a video, I'll send you a funny one of me.

 

[gennypearl]

you're supposed to send me a video of your son first.

can i borrow your coat? it's been cold tonight.

 

[LaSorcia]

I would lend it to you, really. But the colours wouldn't look good on you. I can't let you look silly.

Wanna hear about my day?

 

[gennypearl]

oh please stop talking about what each of your 6 cats did to you this morning. i'm still watching LeBron James videos.

fix your son breakfast.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Why on earth did she name him Breakfast, and isn't it a bit cruel to want to make him a Eunuch?

Come to Carols by Candlelight with me!

 

[gennypearl]

no sir. not when your wife is giving me that if-looks-could-kill look.

take your wife to a date.

 

[LaSorcia]

My wife left me.

You should change those shoes, they look uncomfortable.

 

[gennypearl]

but those shoes were expensive. i have to make the most out of it.

can you hold my toothbrush for a while as i answer the call of nature?

 

[LaSorcia]

There's toothpaste and spit all over it. How about I answer the call of nature for you instead?

I'd really like some croissants for breakfast. Hint, hint.

 

[gennypearl]

well we don't have an oven around here. clue, clue.

i want an oven for Christmas. get me one.

 

[LaSorcia]

Too expensive. But you can have my spare bunsen burner.

Let's go fishing. I use lures, so no yucky worms or newts to touch.

 

[gennypearl]

the fishes these days are smart. they don't fall for lures anymore. we won't get fish with that. i'm not coming.

let's make a snowman!

 

[LaSorcia]

I only build punk snow people with mohawks and my bestie's not here to lend me his mohawk.

Sit in the back seat of the car please, there's too much stuff on my front seat and I don't feel like moving it.

 

[gennypearl]

a friendship in exchange of stuff? i am out of here.

make the rain stop.

 

[LaSorcia]

My rain dance is only effective in the buff while outside, and it's way too crowded here for that.

How about you make the snow stop?

 

[gennypearl]

but the sun is too heavy. i can't carry it by myself.

can you contact john cena for me?

 

[LaSorcia]

I don't even know who the heck that is. Look him up on facebook and send him a friend request.

Will you stop reading my personal mail please?