The Excuse Game

[LaSorcia]

I'm trying, but I have a LOT to keep track of! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURE?!

Please paint my toenails. I hurt my back and can't reach.

 

[MrNoodle]

Sure let me remove them with lawn shears for easier access.

Did you fix the roof leak?

 

[LaSorcia]

No, I'm trying to cultivate a rare species of mold.

Why did you eat the last cupcake?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

I believe in the Once and Future Cupcake - in times of need, the Cupcake will arise from its slumber in the bowels of the kitchen and appear as needed to save us from the lack thereof, in extremis. For the last Cupcake was not eaten, nay, the Lady of the Bakimg Tray did take it to the mystical Pantry of Everlasting Baked Goods...

Why did you not use olive oil?!

 

[lucypevensie]

I drank it all the day before.

How would you like a big bowl of mayonnaise?

 

[LaSorcia]

the Cupcake will arise from its slumber in the bowels of the kitchen

Oh I truly hope you meant bowls and not bowels. Not in my kitchen.

How would you like a big bowl of mayonnaise?

I'd actually love one. But I don't spend all my time at the gym in order to eat mayonnaise. I use the bonus calories on a large pizza with a size of hamburger.

Can you please stop biting your nails?

 

[Chesterton]

You want I should bite someone else's nails?

Will you be the DJ at my funeral?

 

[lucypevensie]

But my initials are not DJ. It'd be like a lie.

Don't forget to buy toilet paper while you're out.

 

[LaSorcia]

I wasn't planning to stop at a toilet paper store.

Can we share hymnals? There are none left.

 

[MrNoodle]

We could but then I'd have to tell mom.

Can you please put the toilet seat down afterwards?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't have a hymnal either. I suggest you memorize all the songs therein as I have.

Can you play me a tune on the piano?

 

[MrNoodle]

I can if you wanna call what I play "music".

Did you turn off the light?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't think that was me. I think it was the dog. Or maybe umm...a ghost... or something. But definitely not me. I don't think...

Anyway, can we change the subject please?

 

[MrNoodle]

We could but then I'd have to splash bleach on the driveway.

Have you ever known a clown actor?

 

[LaSorcia]

Have you been looking at my facebook friends list?

Tell a good joke.

 

[MrNoodle]

Why would I tell you a joke when you can find one here ~ https://georgecarlin.com/

I think the roof is leaking, fix it.

 

[LaSorcia]

We've been through this before...

Stop repeating yourself.

 

[MrNoodle]

stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.....you bully!

no I think the roof was actually leaking today as I heard dripping water



can you dig a hole to China?

 

[LaSorcia]

I'd try but my pick axe was stolen from my porch.

Drink orange juice all day to fight off autumn germs.

 

[MrNoodle]

Or better yet just take germs all day to fight off the juice.

Fix the pot hole in the street.