The Ethics of Child Free Couples

[Pogue]

I propose that WEARING CLOTHES AT ALL is a sterile practice, as it separates us from nature, and clearly was NOT practiced in the Garden of Eden.

Therefore, dancing MUST be done naked.
You MUST do your job naked - even if your job is welding or baling hay.
You MUST go to church naked, but puhleeeee! - no visuals about charismatic services where hands are raised and people jump up & down!
You MUST cook naked, even if you're frying chicken.
And think of the new fast-food rules... "Welcome to McNaked's. May I take your order?"


It's a biblical mandate, folks!

I agree. I'd go so far as to say that anyone who doesn't spend at least half of their day naked is MORALLY WRONG!

 

[ParsonJefferson]

I agree. I'd go so far as to say that anyone who doesn't spend at least half of their day naked is MORALLY WRONG!

WHICH half of the day?

Be careful though... your eternal destiny hinges on your answer!

 

[Pogue]

WHICH half of the day?

Be careful though... your eternal destiny hinges on your answer!

Umm....umm...8am-1pm? *closes eyes and waits for thunderbolt*

 

[ParsonJefferson]

Umm....umm...8am-1pm? *closes eyes and waits for thunderbolt*

Wrong!
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

You close your eyes to NOT SEE THE NUDITY - not for fear of a lightning bolt!

 

[dluvs2trvl]

Only 75 more posts to go and we'll hit our target of splitting the thread!!!!

Woo Hoo!!! Come on guys - I know we can do it!!!!

 

[fuzzymel]

I just cant think what morally outrages me.

Ok people who hate cats. I think cats are a great judge of character so anyone who hates them must do so because they are afraid the cat will out them.

 

[pgp_protector]

I just cant think what morally outrages me.

Ok people who hate cats. I think cats are a great judge of character so anyone who hates them must do so because they are afraid the cat will out them.

I'm more afrede of the cats killing my avian friends.

 

[Pogue]

Wrong!
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

You close your eyes to NOT SEE THE NUDITY - not for fear of a lightning bolt!

I admit it! I secretely hate the nudity! I have sinned!

 

[Rebekka]

I danced with a baby on my friend's wedding two weeks ago. So at the time I was neither childfree nor dance-free. I think that's a difficult, confusing situation to be in, morally speaking/salvationwise. I'd like to hear your opinion on dancing with 6-month-old babies (of the opposite sex).

 

[Chie]

I just cant think what morally outrages me.

Ok people who hate cats. I think cats are a great judge of character so anyone who hates them must do so because they are afraid the cat will out them.

If we are liken to animals , women are cats and men are dogs. Really think about this , I have , yep no doubt,

 

[pgp_protector]

If we are liken to animals , women are cats and men are dogs. Really think about this , I have , yep no doubt,

Hmm Dogs are Loyal, Cats... well I wouldn't trust a cat to watch my house

Dogs love ya no matter what you do, Cats.... Well they'll attack without any reason

Dogs are used by the police, fire department, search & rescue, Security, for being well behaved, brave, trustworthy, cats.... well they sleep alot.

Just remember you said women are cats, and men are dogs

 

[Chie]

Hmm Dogs are Loyal, Cats... well I wouldn't trust a cat to watch my house

Dogs love ya no matter what you do, Cats.... Well they'll attack without any reason

Dogs are used by the police, fire department, search & rescue, Security, for being well behaved, brave, trustworthy, cats.... well they sleep alot.

Just remember you said women are cats, and men are dogs

yeppers you left alot out but I gotta be a good kitty so can't say lol

 

[ParsonJefferson]

I danced with a baby on my friend's wedding two weeks ago. So at the time I was neither childfree nor dance-free. I think that's a difficult, confusing situation to be in, morally speaking/salvationwise. I'd like to hear your opinion on dancing with 6-month-old babies (of the opposite sex).

Well, as long as he was of the opposite sex, and you did not dance for more than 15 minutes.

 

[Rebekka]

Well, as long as he was of the opposite sex, and you did not dance for more than 15 minutes.

Thanks - I am relieved now. I think it was about 10 minutes. This thread is great, you've all been so helpful!

 

[ParsonJefferson]

Thanks - I am relieved now. I think it was about 10 minutes. This thread is great, you've all been so helpful!

But did you kiss the baby? Because if you DID, well... that opens up a whole Pandora's Box of OTHER issues and problems!

 

[NightEternal]

This thread is descending into complete madness.

Total cat person here. You gotta work to get love from a cat. Dogs will pretty much give it away for free every time.

When you come home from work, the dog is all slobbering and wild-eyed, running in circles and jumping around you in total unabashed adoration.

Cats, on the other hand, just casually come sauntering in the room, looking totally bored and unimpressed, as if to say; "Yeah, so what else have you got? Get some food in my dish and maybe I'll let you have me in your lap."

Cats are also cleaner and much more quiet.

Now I will duck as the dog lovers pelt me with milkbones...

 

[Chie]

This thread is descending into complete madness.

Total cat person here. You gotta work to get love from a cat. Dogs will pretty much give it away for free every time.

When you come home from work, the dog is all slobbering and wild-eyed, running in circles and jumping around you in total unabashed adoration.

Cats, on the other hand, just casually come sauntering in the room, looking totally bored and unimpressed, as if to say; "Yeah, so what else have you got? Get some food in my dish and maybe I'll let you have me in your lap."

Cats are also cleaner and much more quiet.

Now I will duck as the dog lovers pelt me with milkbones...

great points ............more evidence hehehehe

 

[Amélie Unbound]

Needless to say, I am a cat person.

I think it will be important to be on their side when the revolution comes.

 

[Dvorah27]

Hey, wait a minute.....

I just thought of something...

Horses don't have feathers !

 

[Amélie Unbound]

Hey, wait a minute.....

I just thought of something...

Horses don't have feathers !

Can you prove that?