- Sep 16, 2019
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One day an atheist decided to go on a nature hike through the mountains. Upon reaching a small meadow the atheist heard a loud growling noise. The atheist turned to see a huge grizzly bear charging at him full speed. Terrified beyond comprehension, the atheist fell to his knees and began to fervently pray. “Dear God, if you're real I don't blame you for not answering my prayer and I wouldn’t feel worthy of receiving help from you since I have done nothing but blaspheme your name. Please God, if you will, just make the bear a Christian since I’m not worthy.” The atheist then heard a booming voice from Heaven say “So shall it be done unto you”. Absolutely astounded the atheist turned to greet his newly converted Christian bear friend. The grizzly then smashed the atheist down to the ground with one slap from his massive paw. As the bear stood upon the gasping atheist, he bowed his head and said, “Lord thank you for this food that I am about to receive”.