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[Monaleezza]

AirForceTeacher has gotten into the terrible habit of wearing his clothes all wrong.

Not inside out, or even buttoned up incorrectly but plainly and simply and absolutely WRONG!!!

He balances his shoes on his ears!
Steps into the sleeves in his sweatshirts and wears them as trousers!
He ties his trousers by each leg around his chest.
And he walks around dragging a baseball cap on each foot.
He wears his watch on his ankle and his belt tied firmly around the circumference of his head.

He uses nail clippers to clip his belly button hairs and a comb on his toe nails (which have overgrown for 6 years now)!

Other than this AirForceTeacher has a "normal" life and a very promising career as a fashion runway model!

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Mona's rather bummed because she was turned down for the cross-Atlantic Big Brother because her ears were too big to get thru the doorway to the American Big Brother house. Things are looking up, though - Andrew Lloyd Webber is seeking a stand in for his new musical - Trunks - the Pachypalooza!

 

[dluvs2trvl]

AFTs idol is Fabio. He often puts on his long blond wig and practices poses in front of his mirror at home...just dreaming of being on the cover of a romance novel.

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Dluvs' fondest memories from childhood are her lost years in the Polynesian wilderness. She helped finance her parents' expeditions in search of the lost city of paper mache by selling timy amulets fashioned of dried bat guano and coriander seed.

 

[klynnmiller]

AFT's life's ambition is to sing "The National Anthem" at every little league park in the great state of Alaska. So far, he's had one scheduled, but the games were snowed out.

 

[psalm18]

klynnmiller is a superhero with see-thru vision and a kung-fu grip used for rescuing kittens from trees.

 

[JPPT1974]

psalm18 is dreaming about going on stage and performing on Broadway in Phantom of the Opera!

 

[AirForceTeacher]

JPPT almost has the world's largest collection of red paper cups once drunken out of by female actresses between the ages of 21 and 35.

 

[dluvs2trvl]

AFT is trying to create the world's largest ball of dryer lint. He takes in laundry from his neighbors just so he can do loads and loads of laundry to add to his collection of lint.

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Little does anyone know, but Dluv is a leading researcher in the fieldof phobia control. She is having trouble getting participants for her latest study - she is attempting to shock treatment cure canis-phobia (fear of dogs) by having her patients wear peanut butter masks.

 

[VioletLady]

dluvs is a secret astronaut with her own launch pad located on top of her house!! She has invented the world's first engine powered by rice krispies and regularly visits alternate universes - and her favourite curry restaurant in London on a Friday night.

She really, really loves to travel!!!!

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Violetlady conceals her deepest longing - to be known as the Yarn Queen of Peoria Illinois.

 

[VioletLady]

VioletLady IS the Yarn Queen of Peoria Illinois!!!!

 

[VioletLady]

VioletLady has 112 African Violets growing on her windowsil (it's more than that!)
;-)

 

[JPPT1974]

In reality, Violet Lady is royality!

 

[AirForceTeacher]

JPPT once attempted to cross New York Central Park walking on her hands. She missed her attempt because all the pigeon droppings on the sidewalk were, in her words, "icky!"

 

[Shadowcat]

AirForceTeacher can be seen in Las Vegas (wearing a lime green leather dress and red stilettos) performing ABBA's song "Dancing Queen"

 

[AirForceTeacher]

Shadowcat wishes she looked that good in green leather-she has to content herself with olive drab rubber waders as she is singing for the opening credits of Bassmasters USA!

 

[dluvs2trvl]

On the weekends, AFT likes to pretend that he is the great archeological explorer Digger Dan...he saves up the bones from all the fried chicken he eats throughout the week and then buries them in his backyard....then Saturday mornings he puts on his Khakis, grabs his shovel, and starts digging...He has frames and frames of chicken bones hanging on his living room walls and tells everyone that these are his great "discoveries"!!!!

 

[warrrior4him007]

dluvs2trvl vbmenu_register("postmenu_35562398", true); only likes to travel on esclators