You all heard of those little creatures called germs right? What if I told you that there's absolutely no absolute proof that they cause disease? For all scientists know it's demons that cause the sickness. That's why prayer always works, if it doesn't, it's because you weren't praying hard enough or you're a closet satanist! Germ theory is just that, a THEORY! It's not obvservable, so it must be assumed false! But we can actually see the demons transfering sickness from cell to cell, with our Christ-o-matic telescope.
We've determined the demons look a lot like this:
It's about time they allow christian science into the science classroom, where god-fearing christians can be taught real science without being persecuted for their beliefs by elitist-facist-racial theorist-neo nazi Evolutionists and their Evolutionism. Don't you people know that the great winds blew water all the way to Mars?
God bless America
That's a combination of every single argument in the last two days (I think). I see nothing wrong with my argument.
We've determined the demons look a lot like this:
It's about time they allow christian science into the science classroom, where god-fearing christians can be taught real science without being persecuted for their beliefs by elitist-facist-racial theorist-neo nazi Evolutionists and their Evolutionism. Don't you people know that the great winds blew water all the way to Mars?
God bless America
That's a combination of every single argument in the last two days (I think). I see nothing wrong with my argument.