Surprise Creaturebeast In The Shower...

[latteda]

I am notorious for screaming and jumping around and flailing my arms about when my hair tickles my arm.

I always think it's a June bug. OH those things are the worst.

 

[Luther073082]

oh dear I would have screamed too. I ask myself why God made these creatures

God made them so that women would not ever start to think they could do without men.

 

[fuerein]

Luckily, while I occasionally see a roach in the halls of my building, I have yet to see one in my apartment itself. Frequently see ants and the other day found a house centipede in my apartment, but thats it.

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

God made them so that women would not ever start to think they could do without men.

It is only a matter of time until somebody invents a robot that kills bugs. And then what will you men do?!

 

[Lady Bug]

God made them so that women would not ever start to think they could do without men.

haha good one Luther

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

This is what I need.

 

[latteda]

This is what I need.

A bee suit might work, also. It's easier to walk around in a bee suit.

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

lol

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

 

[BoarderDave]

I prefer...

 

[latteda]

Actually, I should be honest. My dad was a beekeeper for awhile and I've worn the suits around swarming bee hives. Sometimes they can get in your suit, no matter how thorough you are in putting it on right. And let me tell you, bees on you without your suit are terrifying enough, but bees inside your suit...that's a whole new level of terrifying.

If you wear the suit, make sure no sock fuzz gets in. That would be scary, indeed.

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

Well, it would be difficult to shower with a bee suit on anyway

 

[Miles]

lol...

I'm going to start using the term "creaturebeast" when talking about little critters.

 

[IDDQD]

It is only a matter of time until somebody invents a robot that kills bugs. And then what will you men do?!

We'll be there to take down the robots when they become self-aware. :v

 

[CoreyO]

It depends on how big the fuzz was. That stuff can be scary.

Especially when it comes out your belly-button!

 

[CoreyO]

We'll be there to take down the robots when they become self-aware. :v

Darn tootin'! Robots are no good! Seriously, just watch The Matrix, The Terminator, or I, Robot! Bad news, I tells ya. Squishing bugs one day, squishing humans the next!

 

[Mrs. Luther073082]

Haha, OK, that's what you men can do then. I've watched all of those movies and I love to watch the Sarah Connor Chronicles, too.

 

[Luther073082]

It is only a matter of time until somebody invents a robot that kills bugs. And then what will you men do?!

Build the robots. Having started in engineering as a freshman in college before changing majors to Finance I can tell you. . . Engineering isn't a popular major among women.

 

[GoodNewsJim]

I've already taken several biology courses and I am not ignorant.

Don't take offense. I wasn't even talking to you.

If I was talking to you I'd have said something like,"Yah, getting hit with the one-two combo would mess me up too.", but I didn't know how to word it witty so I refrained. This is my apology for a miscommunication.

 

[traingosorry]

We get creaturebeasties in the basement where I live -everyone else likes to call them Wolf Spiders. These things haul butt when you try to kill them so you have to be sly and sneak up on them. And you can't just use a shoe.
Up until recently I have been using our vacuum (the in-wall tank type) to suck up the bad boys. I just use the 3 foot extension and leave the vacuum running for 20 mins and I thought I was good to go until my aunt tells me they just LIVE in the cylinder and wait until it's safe to come out. I call shenanigans on that, however I want to buy one of those bugkiller sucker-uppers. It sucks up the spider and then proceeds to grind it up til there's nothing left!

Anyone know where I can find one?