Super Meanie Genie!

[Chesterton]

Granted. You're off to Japan, where you will be forcibly enrolled in geisha school.

I wish for an endless summer.

 

[Olmhinlu]

Granted - but it's an annoying young lady named Summer who follows you around everywhere voicing inanities and never tires or ceases.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted, your wishes are infinite - meaning without end, as they are never fulfilled. You never cease wishing.

I wish I could go home.

 

[lucypevensie]

Granted, you’re on the way home on a bus with the man in the seat behind you frequently standing up by pulling himself up on the back of your seat, and your hair keeps getting combed into his long yellow fingernails. (This actually happened to me)

I wish I had more pleasant memories.

 

[public hermit]

Granted. Your many pleasant memories are in direct proportion to your unpleasant memories. We wish it didn't have to be this way, but we have to obey the rules. Even so, you're in luck! We now have a "Coronavirus" discount on lobotomies! They're really popular.

I wish I had good news.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. No news is good news.

I wish everyone could just relax for a bit.

 

[ZNP]

Granted. No news is good news.

I wish everyone could just relax for a bit.

Granted, worldwide spike in Coronavirus causes a new shutdown and quarantine of all business worldwide.

I wish people would stop complaining about wearing masks.

 

[lucypevensie]

Granted, now people have to wear bags over their heads instead.

I wish for a gardener.

 

[ZNP]

Granted a plague of locusts, followed by caterpillars, and bark beetles decimates all vegetation worldwide. As a result there are many gardeners available now that they are all out of a job.

I wish we had a return to civility.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. There is now a rigid code of social mores and custom, the smallest infraction of which results in complete disgrace or a duel to the death to serve honour.

I demand Satisfaction!

 

[mama2one]

are the Rolling stones still around?
granted....you'll hear the "Satisfaction" song everytime you turn on radio and nothing else


I'd like a free ride

 

[public hermit]

Granted. Now all the radio stations are stuck on The Edgar Winter Group. Gee thanks.

Anything from The Hollies, please.

 

[Lord Give Me A Sign]

Granted. Hmm actually im sorry. It seems like my record players not working

I need a record player repair man immediately!!

 

[ZNP]

Scientists revive microbes from 100 million years ago
Granted. Scientists working to repair microbes and pathogens from millions and millions of years ago are successful, they call these microbes "players". One scientist vows to repair the record setting pathogens, they call him the "record player repair man".
Can I get a Genie that isn't so meanie?

 

[mama2one]

granted except from now on, genie & you must always talk in rhymes like your last sentence. If one of you slips up, genie goes back to meanie.



we need a covid calendar as everyday seems like Wed.

 

[Lord Give Me A Sign]

Granted but the calendar was sprayed with liquid corona virus and will infect anyone that comes within a close proximity of it

On a sidenote i could really go for a king size chocolate milk shake right now

 

[April_Rose]

Granted, but you'll have to share it with me.




I wish to go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Granted. You now work a long menial job there for a pittance an hour.

I wish I understood the world.

 

[ewq1938]

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[April_Rose]

Granted. You now work a long menial job there for a pittance an hour.

I wish I understood the world.

Granted,.. but it's still going to be messed up.







I wish for a dog.