- May 5, 2016
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It's not about sex. Let me start there, ha!
There need to be RULES for husbands:
1. Leave my razors alone. You have your own.
2. I understand you're not an NBA star, but for goodness sake, you can hit the trash can when it's two feet from you.
3. Toilet seat DOWN. Lid DOWN. It keeps the cats and me from falling in.
4. Yes, the cat horked up a hairball. Stepping over it and fussing about it doesn't make it better.
5. I'm glad you enjoy my journal. I don't mind your reading it. Just put it back in the desk drawer when you're done, okay? Finding it in the bathroom was very interesting.
6. Your underwear drawer is your business. My underwear drawer is my business. This isn't hard.
7. I adore your birdhouses, and I love your creativity. Please don't leave the sawdust in the middle of our kitchen. There is an amazing tool called a vacuum cleaner here.
8. You are a cop. Stay safe, my love, and keep coming home in one piece.
I love you, Ben.
I typed this with him looking over my shoulder and laughing!
All good things
Emmy
There need to be RULES for husbands:
1. Leave my razors alone. You have your own.
2. I understand you're not an NBA star, but for goodness sake, you can hit the trash can when it's two feet from you.
3. Toilet seat DOWN. Lid DOWN. It keeps the cats and me from falling in.
4. Yes, the cat horked up a hairball. Stepping over it and fussing about it doesn't make it better.
5. I'm glad you enjoy my journal. I don't mind your reading it. Just put it back in the desk drawer when you're done, okay? Finding it in the bathroom was very interesting.
6. Your underwear drawer is your business. My underwear drawer is my business. This isn't hard.
7. I adore your birdhouses, and I love your creativity. Please don't leave the sawdust in the middle of our kitchen. There is an amazing tool called a vacuum cleaner here.
8. You are a cop. Stay safe, my love, and keep coming home in one piece.
I love you, Ben.
I typed this with him looking over my shoulder and laughing!
All good things
Emmy