So... I think I'm ready for this

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Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first baseman.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy playing...

Abbott: Who is on first!

Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's who?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Abbott: Certainly.

Costello: Who's playing first?

Abbott: That's right.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy that gets...

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: Who gets the money...

Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Whose wife?

Abbott: Yes.

PAUSE

Less than 20% for copyright reasons. :)

So tell me, who's on first?
 
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Less than 20% for copyright reasons. :)

So tell me, who's on first?

Uhm :scratch: I think it's that guy over there...

What do you do for a living?


I work at a mill with animal fibers (Hair, wool) for yarn and stuff like that. Pretty fun job... when I'm well enough to go in. :-/
 
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If Not For Grace

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What in your opinion is a “brave act” and what is the difference between a brave and a foolish act?

Do you think you have any beliefs that people 50 or 100 years from now will think you must have been really stupid to believe? Or are all the silly beliefs finally weeded out?

If your spouse wants to go out for the evening with you, say to a particular movie, but you do not want to go, what should you do? Why? How can the two of you decide what is fair or right in way that is itself fair or right?

What is a good person?
What is a bad person?

When, if ever, is it right to break a promise

What is more important in a song that has words and music, the words or the music? Why?

Do you give rides to hitch hikers?

If you die today
Do you know who you want to be your pallbearers?
Do you know where you will be buried?
How many people do you expect to attend your funeral?
 
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Does Man have Free Will on earth?
Is there Free Will in Heaven?

Do Animals know/discern right from wrong?

What is Guilt?
Is it helpful or harmful or neither and why?

What is your most favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?

What sound do you most love?
What sound do you most hate?

What profession other than yours would you like to participate in?

Have you ever witnessed divine healing after the “laying of hands”?

Do you prefer a Flat income Tax or National Sales Tax ?

Have you ever fallen asleep while praying, if so did you feel guilty?

What US city have you visited or lived in that left you with that “I need to shake the dust off my feet “feeling?
 
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is there a place you would want to move to?

Sorta... I'd like to move but I don't know where. :confused:

What in your opinion is a “brave act” and what is the difference between a brave and a foolish act?

A brave act may put you in danger but you do it for a good reason... A foolish act is just doing something stupid and/or dangerous for no good reason, or any reason at all.

Do you think you have any beliefs that people 50 or 100 years from now will think you must have been really stupid to believe? Or are all the silly beliefs finally weeded out?
Heh, I have beliefs people will think are silly 50 minutes from now... there'll probably still be called stupid 100 years from now.

If your spouse wants to go out for the evening with you, say to a particular movie, but you do not want to go, what should you do? Why? How can the two of you decide what is fair or right in way that is itself fair or right?

You mean I might marry someone who won't agree with me on everything? I'll stay single... Or if it's a case of my agorophobia acting up I dunno what we'll do.

What is a good person?
What is a bad person?
Not sure if a truly good person exists... I dunno, someone who cares about following God and puts the needs of others above their own wants. A bad person would be someone who cares only for his or her own self, going for temporary pleasures not caring who gets hurt.

When, if ever, is it right to break a promise
Rarely ever right to break a promise, but perhaps when someone's life is in danger...

What is more important in a song that has words and music, the words or the music? Why?
The words... they're what the singer is saying no matter the tune.

Do you give rides to hitch hikers?
Don't drive but if I did I probably wouldn't unless I knew them... and not many people I know would hitch a ride.

If you die today
Do you know who you want to be your pallbearers?
Do you know where you will be buried?
How many people do you expect to attend your funeral?
I just want my pallearers to not drop me. I'll be buried in the ground somewhere. Have no idea how many will show up at my funeral.
Does Man have Free Will on earth?
Is there Free Will in Heaven?

Yes and yes.

Do Animals know/discern right from wrong?
If they're domesticated I think they get some idea, seen too many guilty looking dogs and cats.

What is Guilt?
Is it helpful or harmful or neither and why?
Guilt is being wrong for something. Feeling guilty can be helpful and harmful. If you feel guilty about something you know is wrong you can ask forgiveness and sometims even set it right. But if you still feel guilty after being forgiven it's harmful.

What is your most favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
I kinda like saying 'smock', I don't know why.
My least favorite word is too foul for me to repeat, even if I wouldn't get in trouble for saying it. It's a four-letter one is all I'll say.

What sound do you most love?
The purring of a content and healthy cat.

What sound do you most hate?
Pain.

What profession other than yours would you like to participate in?
Psychology

Have you ever witnessed divine healing after the “laying of hands”?
Nope

Do you prefer a Flat income Tax or National Sales Tax ?
Who likes any kinda tax?

Have you ever fallen asleep while praying, if so did you feel guilty?
Yes, and a bit.

What US city have you visited or lived in that left you with that “I need to shake the dust off my feet “feeling?
Columbus Ohio. But I still miss the library.
 
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