Like a small town, do you really want that many people getting up close and personal? Where everybody knows everybody's business, such that if you tell one person, the smaller gossip mill makes it such that you might as well have told everybody?
If even one sick man shows up and starts shaking hands with every guy they can find (as certain outgoing church men are prone to do for some reason, while women don't do that), now the entire church is deathly ill with a stomach virus. It happened to me last week and I don't want to shake another hand, ever, anywhere. I was totally bedridden, incapacitated, and one breath short of the emergency room. With a stomach in knots and throwing up my guts profusely, I thought I was going to die, comparable to food poisoning, maybe worse.
How is that good? Someone suggested doing a 'fist bump.' Have you ever known men who only do 'fist bumps' for that very reason? I think it's awkward to offer a fist to someone who is offering a handshake, but if that's what I have to do to avoid that illness again, so be it. I will do whatever it takes to not go through that again. And who is to say there aren't germs on their knuckles? I've gotten to where I either avoid the greeters at the door, (who never took or forgot their microbiology), and are spreading germs like they're going out of style, in favor of a back door entrance, or else I IMMEDIATELY go to the restroom and wash my hands, only to quickly run into other men who insist on shaking hands after that.
Medical professionals know that churches are like elementary schools and cruise ships - filled with rapidly spreading germs due to everyone being in confined spaces. It doesn't require a handshake. What's needed is the right proportions of bleach and water and a lot of disinfecting. And people washing their hands after they use the restroom.
People trash talk megachurches due to them being so impersonal, such that you could show up and leave without anyone even knowing you were there. But at least you don't leave with a disease you didn't show up with.
I don't understand why the long-standing tradition of handshaking continues in ANY sized church. I guess there just haven't been ENOUGH people get sick ENOUGH to convince them to stop it. I have, and if it were up to me, I'm done with the handshaking. Forever.
There are probably other disadvantages to small churches I haven't thought of. Feel free to leave your own.
If even one sick man shows up and starts shaking hands with every guy they can find (as certain outgoing church men are prone to do for some reason, while women don't do that), now the entire church is deathly ill with a stomach virus. It happened to me last week and I don't want to shake another hand, ever, anywhere. I was totally bedridden, incapacitated, and one breath short of the emergency room. With a stomach in knots and throwing up my guts profusely, I thought I was going to die, comparable to food poisoning, maybe worse.
How is that good? Someone suggested doing a 'fist bump.' Have you ever known men who only do 'fist bumps' for that very reason? I think it's awkward to offer a fist to someone who is offering a handshake, but if that's what I have to do to avoid that illness again, so be it. I will do whatever it takes to not go through that again. And who is to say there aren't germs on their knuckles? I've gotten to where I either avoid the greeters at the door, (who never took or forgot their microbiology), and are spreading germs like they're going out of style, in favor of a back door entrance, or else I IMMEDIATELY go to the restroom and wash my hands, only to quickly run into other men who insist on shaking hands after that.
Medical professionals know that churches are like elementary schools and cruise ships - filled with rapidly spreading germs due to everyone being in confined spaces. It doesn't require a handshake. What's needed is the right proportions of bleach and water and a lot of disinfecting. And people washing their hands after they use the restroom.
People trash talk megachurches due to them being so impersonal, such that you could show up and leave without anyone even knowing you were there. But at least you don't leave with a disease you didn't show up with.
I don't understand why the long-standing tradition of handshaking continues in ANY sized church. I guess there just haven't been ENOUGH people get sick ENOUGH to convince them to stop it. I have, and if it were up to me, I'm done with the handshaking. Forever.
There are probably other disadvantages to small churches I haven't thought of. Feel free to leave your own.
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