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Silly political solicitations

Discussion in 'The Kitchen Sink' started by essentialsaltes, Mar 14, 2020.

  1. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    Essentialsaltes,

    Why haven’t you activated your 2020 Trump Gold Card Membership yet?

    The President asked me to reach out to you because he REALLY wants you on his team as a Gold Card Member, and can’t imagine it without you.

    Remember, by becoming a Gold Card Member, you’ll also get your very own PERSONALIZEDcGold Card to mark your status as one of the President’s strongest supporters.

    Please contribute $35 or more by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to activate your Membership and we’ll send you your very own PERSONALIZED Gold Card. >>
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    We’re sending the President an updated roster TOMORROW, and I don’t want to send him another one without YOUR NAME on it.

    Please contribute $35 by 11:59 PM TONIGHT to activate your Membership and to get on the next Member Roster the President sees.

    Thank you,

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    Donald J. Trump for President, Inc.
     
  2. durangodawood

    durangodawood Dis Member

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    Imagine his team without you as gold card member
    Its easy if you try
     
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  3. Tom 1

    Tom 1 Optimistic sceptic Supporter

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    The magic of shiny things eh.
     
  4. Aryeh Jay

    Aryeh Jay Veteran Supporter

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    When I got my gold card my membership number was 555.
     
  5. bekkilyn

    bekkilyn Contemplative Christian Supporter

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    I used to be an NRA member some years ago. I haven't paid dues in years because I disagree with their ultra-fanatical far right-wing stance, but each and every year they still send me a membership card. Maybe Trump will do the same for you and you can be his number one gold follower without ever spending any money!
     
  6. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    You’ve always been a top supporter of mine, and to thank you, I want to offer you a spot on my Trump Presidential Honor Roll.

    Members of my Honor Roll have shown true dedication to our America First agenda, and have made it clear they will continue fighting to Keep America Great no matter what LIES the Left throws our way.

    The Democrats’ despicable strategies are not going to work. Not on my watch. But, I can’t do it alone. When I need advice on how to combat their attacks, I’ll turn to YOU. When I need to make a statement to the Fake News media, I’ll turn to YOU.

    Joining my Honor Roll is absolutely paramount, and that’s why I’m calling on YOU to step up and accept my offer so that we can FIGHT BACK against their constant attacks.

    I’m only extending this offer to my most loyal supporters. The Presidential Honor Roll is a select group and I can only guarantee your spot for the next 3 hours. I hope you can accept your invitation to this distinguished group of Trump supporters.

    Please contribute ANY AMOUNT to join my prestigious Trump Presidential Honor Roll. >>



    I wonder if the honor roll at Trump University was also pay-to-play.
     
  7. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    While you were at home watching TV shows like Tiger King, President Trump has been working hard to help the American people stay safe during this pandemic.

    Around the country, Americans have been social distancing, and watching more television than ever before. Given that, we have an important question to ask you!

    << Which "Joe" do you trust: Sleepy Joe Biden or Joe Exotic? >>

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    Thank you for your input,

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  8. Aryeh Jay

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  9. jayem

    jayem Naturalist

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    I think it was H.L. Mencken, “The Sage of Baltimore,” who said no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

    The Sage of Baltimore
     
  10. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    Are you a Patriot or a Big Government Socialist?

    Now that the Liberal Elites have destroyed Crazy Bernie, they are going to come for President Trump next by working with their friends in the Lamestream media. They’re going to try to RIG THE ELECTION by lying about YOUR President and covering up Sleepy Joe’s weaknesses.
     
  11. Resha Caner

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    Unfortunately, yes. I used to vote Republican, now I lean more Libertarian. Anyway, I still get things like what @essentialsaltes posted above from time to time. It's sad. So very sad.

    I've started my own country - my living room seceded from the Union. As I am the only citizen of my nation, I win election as President every year and have a 100% approval rating. The scary part is, I have that in common with Trump.
     
  12. Resha Caner

    Resha Caner Expert Fool

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    If this going to be a fair thread, though, we need equal jabs all round: Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, Know-Nothings, Whigs, etc.
     
  13. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    Just not silly enough.

    Today, it was reported that 6.6 million Americans applied for unemployment benefits in the last week.

    In response to the crisis we are facing, Kamala has called for consumer protections like a stop on negative credit reporting, foreclosures, evictions, seized wages, and car repossession.

    And she’s taking a step further, because she knows we need to be doing more.

    That’s why she is calling for the suspension of credit card interest, fees, and penalties until at least four months after this crisis is over.

    Add your name today to stand with Kamala if you support her plan to suspend credit card interest, fees, and penalties. We have to do more during this crisis to help Americans in need.
     
  14. Tom 1

    Tom 1 Optimistic sceptic Supporter

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    I suppose Sancho gets a vote too?
     
  15. Resha Caner

    Resha Caner Expert Fool

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    Ha! No, he's not counted as a citizen. He's just here to hold my lance and admire me.
     
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  16. Aryeh Jay

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    Just keep destroying those cancer causing windmills.
     
  17. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    Other micronations are also handling the crisis well.

    The Greater Talossan Area roughly overlaps with the East Side of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but the Kingdom itself—founded in 1979, when 14-year-old Robert Ben Madison, first in a line of elected kings and queens, declared his bedroom a sovereign state—is one of the earliest and most successful examples of a primarily online micronation, with more than a hundred active citizens around the world.

    According to Talossan Prime Minister Daphne Lawless, Talossans haven't had an in-person meet up for several months, ensuring that "community transmission of COVID-19 in Talossa is zero."

    "Talossans are pioneers at social distancing," Prime Minister Daphne Lawless told Newsweek, citing the exclusively online nature of their government and civic life. "For our Big Neighbour, the United States of America, I wish nothing but the best of health and welfare."

    The Prime Minister ended our email correspondence with a Talossan proverb: "Voastra soleu ispéu da sürvivonçă, c'è despasar acest malignh crisomileu din la Casă Biancă."

    Using their online lexicon, their proverb translates loosely to, "Your only hope for survival is to get rid of that orange goblin in the White House."
     
  18. Resha Caner

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    Really. Sigh. Really. Cause I did the same thing, but I'm not famous for it. I did a lot of odd things as a child that worried my mother. One of them was declaring my bedroom a sovereign nation. I wrote a Constitution, made a flag, the whole deal.

    In high school I declared an opposing administration to the officially elected cheerleaders and football captains who were our class officers. I got two of my friends to participate, and we called ourselves the Three Ministers. I was Minister of Finance, and so I ran a stock market in the library before school each morning. At it's peak, I had about a dozen people participating ... out of a school of about a thousand students ... so ... not very impressive I guess.
     
  19. essentialsaltes

    essentialsaltes Stranger in a Strange Land

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    It's never too late to resurrect it and gather new citizens.
     
  20. Resha Caner

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    I don't remember where I put my flag.
     
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