Silly political solicitations

[essentialsaltes]

Because I am a [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], I am signed up for Trump campaign emails. Occasionally I post them when they are relevant to stories, like when Trump noticed I was not yet on his LIST OF PATRIOTS. But here I open a thread for anyone to post silly political solicitations or ads of any variety.

RULE OF THE THREAD: NO SERIOUS POLITICAL DISCUSSION, ONLY STUPID OR SILLY POLITICAL DISCUSSION
(there are places for serious political discussion)

I begin, of course, with more Trump, and his very valid perfect survey:

You’ll never hear it from the Lamestream media and their Democratic Partners, but America is WINNING like never before thanks to President Trump’s America FIRST Agenda, and his approval ratings are only continuing to skyrocket among the American People.

We’re requesting the input of a few key Republicans from around the Country, like YOU.

Your response is critical, essentialsaltes. Your answers will represent EVERY REPUBLICAN in the 90043 zip code.

Please take the Official 2020 Approval Poll NOW to show the Left just how wrong they are about where OUR President stands heading into the Election. >>

OFFICIAL 2020 APPROVAL POLL

SUPPORTER: essentialsaltes
POLL ID: 17097149 - 2020
POLL RESPONSE: PENDING
DEADLINE: 9:00 PM TONIGHT
As of today, who will you vote for in 2020?

O President Trump

O A Socialist Fraud

 

[Tom 1]

Because I am a [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse], I am signed up for Trump campaign emails. Occasionally I post them when they are relevant to stories, like when Trump noticed I was not yet on his LIST OF PATRIOTS. But here I open a thread for anyone to post silly political solicitations or ads of any variety.

RULE OF THE THREAD: NO SERIOUS POLITICAL DISCUSSION, ONLY STUPID OR SILLY POLITICAL DISCUSSION
(there are places for serious political discussion)

I begin, of course, with more Trump, and his very valid perfect survey:

You’ll never hear it from the Lamestream media and their Democratic Partners, but America is WINNING like never before thanks to President Trump’s America FIRST Agenda, and his approval ratings are only continuing to skyrocket among the American People.

We’re requesting the input of a few key Republicans from around the Country, like YOU.

Your response is critical, essentialsaltes. Your answers will represent EVERY REPUBLICAN in the 90043 zip code.

Please take the Official 2020 Approval Poll NOW to show the Left just how wrong they are about where OUR President stands heading into the Election. >>

OFFICIAL 2020 APPROVAL POLL

SUPPORTER: essentialsaltes
POLL ID: 17097149 - 2020
POLL RESPONSE: PENDING
DEADLINE: 9:00 PM TONIGHT
As of today, who will you vote for in 2020?

O President Trump

O A Socialist Fraud

Is this actually something that was sent out?

Hoping not.

 

[essentialsaltes]

Is this actually something that was sent out?

Hoping not.

Would I lie to you?

Here's the actual 'poll', see question 9

 

[Tom 1]

Would I lie to you?

Here's the actual 'poll', see question 9

By some tremendous divine act of mercy I am unable to open that link in my current location. Suck on that one, atheists!

My shock is still real tho.

 

[Tom 1]

Would I lie to you?

Here's the actual 'poll', see question 9

This poll can quite accurately be described as the deliberate cultivation of stupidity.

 

[durangodawood]

Would I lie to you?

Here's the actual 'poll', see question 9

Hey that poll is "FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY".

I dont think your ridicule is an "official use".

 

[bekkilyn]

What is "essentialsaltes?" Only thing I could find was something about a video game called Death Stranding.

 

[yeshuaslavejeff]

This poll can quite accurately be described as the deliberate cultivation of stupidity.

i.e. normal, everyday practices, for centuries, people politics, medicine and science and economics .... etc etc etc

 

[yeshuaslavejeff]

What is "essentialsaltes?" Only thing I could find was something about a video game called Death Stranding.

Minerals needed for a living human to live healthy.

 

[bekkilyn]

Minerals needed for a living human to live healthy.

Okay, that would be "essential salts" but that would make this phrase in the poll all the weirder!

"Your response is critical, essentialsaltes."

 

[Tom 1]

i.e. normal, everyday practices, for centuries, people politics, medicine and science and economics .... etc etc etc

Nice to see you sticking with the stupid and silly theme there Jeff, you more or less included the political commentary bit too. Nice!

 

[Tom 1]

Okay, that would be "essential salts" but that would make this phrase in the poll all the weirder!

"Your response is critical, essentialsaltes."

An essential subjunctive leap?

 

[durangodawood]

This poll can quite accurately be described as the deliberate cultivation of stupidity.

Nailed it. This is a growth industry.

 

[essentialsaltes]

What is "essentialsaltes?" Only thing I could find was something about a video game called Death Stranding.

It's me!

 

[Tom 1]

Nailed it. This is a growth industry.

Thinking I could cash in on this. How much to charge for 'stable genuis or crazy vaccin-anihilation scientist? The choice is yours - you are America!!!!' T-shirts?

 

[durangodawood]

Thinking I could cash in on this. How much to charge for 'stable genuis or crazy vaccin-anihilation scientist? The choice is yours - you are America!!!!' T-shirts?

$100 if you throw in a "Keep America Great" branded boomerang.

 

[Tom 1]

$100 if you throw in a "Keep America Great" branded boomerang.

I get you - always comes back to America - nice.

 

[durangodawood]

I get you - always comes back to America - nice.

I was thinking more returns to smack you in the head. But yours works too.

 

[Tom 1]

I was thinking more returns to smack you in the head. But yours works too.

Marketing ploy vs small print warning label maybe.

Do you have warning labels in the US?

 

[bekkilyn]

It's me!

LOL now I get it!!!