Shocking news story:

[Rechtgläubig]

What the title said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4252692.stm

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

Guess he doesn't give people "static" anymore

 

[Rechtgläubig]

Guess he doesn't give people "static" anymore

Glad I checked the "current" news this morning. Thanks for the "surge" of laughter by the way.

lol

 

[Rechtgläubig]

Being as I am the "conductor" of this thread, I am worried about the "battery" that I will be subjected to when Rose sees this.




Must not... post...

I... must... resist...

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

Don't worry----someone will get all "wired" up and people will "polarize" around him, but he won't gain any "ground"

 

[Rechtgläubig]

"Resist' er? But I don't even know her."

Nyuk nuyk nuyk...

 

[Rechtgläubig]

Oh uh... good morning Mrs. Luther's Rose, how are you today?

 

[Rechtgläubig]

Don't worry----someone will get all "wired" up and people will "polarize" around him, but he won't gain any "ground"

"Ohm" my goodness! You're right!

 

[ByzantineDixie]

Herr Glaubig,

Do you know how long this forum has been peacefully spared from pit of pundom? And you come back and this is what you do to us?

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

if you dont want to "post" maybe your "resistance" will increased with the "frequency" of electrical jokes around here.

I guess some will say "so watt"

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

Herr Glaubig,

Do you know how long this forum has been peacefully spared from pit of pundom? And you come back and this is what you do to us?

Is that like cruel and unusual "pun"ishment?

 

[Rechtgläubig]

Lol!

 

[Jim47]

You know those little black rubber straps that people hang from under there cars? Well I always that they were kind of foolish, but I spend a lot of time in my car as I'm an outside salesman and I got really bad pokes every time I would reach for the door handle. Finaly I git wise enough to see those straps would eliminate that problem and installed them on my car. I just used a piece of truckers mudflap cut off with a saw and attached them to the car with a metal strap.

No more static pokes

I have also heard this is the number one reason why there are so many gas stations fires, contrary to what the news reports, that they were caused by cell phones.

 

[C.F.W. Walther]

Yea----when I was a kid (before the turn of the century) we used to hang small chains under the car. Either that or have your girlfriend get out first

 

[Daughter of His]

These comments are making me unplugged. I'll see if you all re-charge and think of more high voltage puns.

 

[KEPLER]

Dang!

I was all amped to get in on this little exchange, and then people just stopped posting! That really hertz!

I need an outlet for my puns. Maybe I should crossover to another thread, but I don't want to short-circuit any discussions there....I'd hate to be an impedance to good conversation!

Anybody got any feedback?

EC

 

[Jim47]

Yea----when I was a kid (before the turn of the century) we used to hang small chains under the car. Either that or have your girlfriend get out first

Oh My! How bad you are!

 

[Jim47]

Dang!

I was all amped to get in on this little exchange, and then people just stopped posting! That really hertz!

I need an outlet for my puns. Maybe I should crossover to another thread, but I don't want to short-circuit any discussions there....I'd hate to be an impedance to good conversation!

Anybody got any feedback?

EC

I dun't understand Ya Dan, too much crackel in Yer voice!