It's funny how literature and poetry touch different people in contrary ways. While I can abstractly acknowledge the artistic craftsmanship of the Quran, I do not feel moved or inspired by it at all. (I feel the same way about opera, for example. It's high art, it takes considerable skill, it's profound - but it's just not for me.)
The Quran's flowery language, its elliptic style, its endless repetition of the same phrases generates annoyance rather than inspiration in me. I love some forms of poetry and poetic language, but this "holy" text constantly prompts me to want to shout: "Get to the point already!!!"
Thus, even without the crass legalism, the systemic sexism, and the micro-management inherent to Islam, it's never been even remotely tempting to me.
I guess I just don't "tick" like Arabs, nor do I wish to.