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Secret Regean Tape Found

Discussion in 'American Politics' started by Isambard, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. Isambard

    Isambard Nihilist Extrodinaire

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    "SCP-1981 appears to be a home video recording of former United States President Ronald Reagan delivering his "Evil Empire" speech to the National Association of Evangelicals at Sheraton Twin Towers Hotel, Orlando, FL on 3/8/1983. However, At 1 minute and 10 seconds, the speech begins to deviate heavily, eventually resembling no known speech ever made by Reagan. Beginning at approximately 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible. Despite suffering bodily harm that would likely incapacitate an ordinary person, Reagan will continue to deliver his speech until either his vocal cords are severed or the tape degrades to static at 22:34.

    Upon rewinding SCP-1981 and initating playback, Reagan will deliver an entirely new speech, often radically different from the ones previously observed. Topics have included torture, child molestation and ritual sacrifice. Trauma inflicted upon Reagan also appears to be divergent, with impalement, genital mutilation, and [REDACTED] having all been observed. In roughly one in seven viewings of SCP-1981, a figure clothed in black robes with a conical hood will have replaced a random member of Reagan's press detail, henceforth referred to as SCP-1981-1. The significance of the appearance of SCP-1981-1 is currently unknown."

    SCP-1981 - The SCP Foundation
     
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  2. Sketcher

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    You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on . . . formaldehyde-face!
     
  3. Genersis

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    Wow.
    I never expected to see the SCP foundation mentioned here.
    Now how did I miss the Reagan related entry...:p
     
  4. Isambard

    Isambard Nihilist Extrodinaire

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    Be sure to check out the transcripts.
     
  5. Grizzly

    Grizzly Enemy of Christmas Supporter

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    whoa
     
  6. USincognito

    USincognito Milk-Bones for Cerberus is a cool album name Supporter

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    If found this interesting bit on the Wikipedia entry for an SCP video game.

    The game's primary mechanic is the Blink meter, which displays the amount of time until the player must blink. This is centric to the main threats of the game, SCP-173, also known as "The Sculpture", a hostile statue which instantly kills anyone it encounters, but is unable to move under a direct line of sight. It can move incredibly fast when not being directly looked at.​

    This sounds to me like a Weeping Angel from Doctor Who.
    Weeping Angel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
  7. Isambard

    Isambard Nihilist Extrodinaire

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    There are similarities but I'd say SCP-173 is much creepier in both appearance and behaviour.
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Wolseley

    Wolseley Beaucoup-Diên-Cai-Dāu

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    What do you get when you cross a crocodile with an abalone?

    A crockabaloney.
     
  9. WalksWithChrist

    WalksWithChrist Seeking God's Will

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    Looks like the zombie invasion started a lot sooner than anyone expected.
    ;)
     
  10. Redac

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    Curse you SCP. Now I have to start reading all your stuff again.
     
  11. GloryBe!

    GloryBe! Always learning.....

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    Is this for real? How can you take a vhs and have it play something different each time you rewind it?
    Did anyone else click on that picture and immediately get a falling sensation and sense that as pure evil?
     
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  12. Genersis

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    It's a site of creepy, weird, or sometimes(though rare) even a little funny articles on subjects captured by the SCP Foundation, be they supernatural creatures, unusual artifacts, or something completely indescribable.
    All fictional.
    Just a bit of fun.
     
  13. Isambard

    Isambard Nihilist Extrodinaire

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    What Genersis said. Think X-Files, except from the perspective of the shadowy agents/ organization.
     
  14. Wolseley

    Wolseley Beaucoup-Diên-Cai-Dāu

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    Take anything that you see on that site and spread it around under your strawberry plants next spring.

    You'll have a bumper crop. ;)
     
  15. EdwinWillers

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    ^_^ :D ^_^
     
  16. GloryBe!

    GloryBe! Always learning.....

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    Oh, I see. Whew! Thanks
     
  17. USincognito

    USincognito Milk-Bones for Cerberus is a cool album name Supporter

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    And when you cross a parrot with a chickadee, you wind up with a parody.

    SCP is satire, not crazy people posting sincerely held, yet wrong stuff to the 'Net.
     
  18. Wolseley

    Wolseley Beaucoup-Diên-Cai-Dāu

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    Precisely. :)
     
  19. RedDead1981

    RedDead1981 Prayer is beautiful when it's sincere

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    It's like Slender in reverse.
     
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