Desperately a man goes to the devil to make a deal with him. As Satan is drooling over the prospect of taking another one of Gods precious children, Jesus shows up and says, Hes mine give him to me.
Nooooo way, says Satan, we were just about to make a deal. Jesus says, I tell you what, you like games, lets play rock, paper, scissors. The man on the ground between them looks horrified, Satan just smirks. Jesus counts and pounds a fist in time, 1-2-3. and puts out a rock. The devil full of tricks and lies (of course) is about a half second behind and chooses paper. Jesus says nothing to blatant cheating as Satan immediately shouts, Yes! I won! Hes mine! Jesus just shakes his head and says, No the stone rolled away from the tomb and set him free, hes mine!
I for one am so glad that Jesus won that game, which is really no game at all of course. I just dreamed this and I had to share it!
Nooooo way, says Satan, we were just about to make a deal. Jesus says, I tell you what, you like games, lets play rock, paper, scissors. The man on the ground between them looks horrified, Satan just smirks. Jesus counts and pounds a fist in time, 1-2-3. and puts out a rock. The devil full of tricks and lies (of course) is about a half second behind and chooses paper. Jesus says nothing to blatant cheating as Satan immediately shouts, Yes! I won! Hes mine! Jesus just shakes his head and says, No the stone rolled away from the tomb and set him free, hes mine!
I for one am so glad that Jesus won that game, which is really no game at all of course. I just dreamed this and I had to share it!
