A Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad. <-- Seems to be the line this report falls on
And if it was, that's not a big deal. <-- Possibly here
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...
You deserved it.
But the President and his defenders have made statements that are all over this spectrum.