We the People of Reilly's Pub, in Order to form a more perfect Union with our Christian brothers and sisters, establish banter, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for all night Spamathons, promote the general Welfare, and secure as many Blessings as possible for ourselves and our Pub, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Reilly's pub and assosiated threads.
Article. I.
Section 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in the membership of the pub, which shall consist of whoever happens to be around at the time.
Section. 2.
Clause 1: The Pub shall be composed of anyone who is either a regualr or who just happens to wander in on the off chance, and shall eventually be recorded in the list of overall posts (hereby kown as 'The Numbers')
Clause 2: No Person shall be listed in the numbers until they have attained at least ten posts
Clause 3: Representatives shall be welcomed from as many countries in the world as possible. There shall be no limit to numbers and the more the better. There shall be no taxes levied in the Pub, but patrons will be required to contribute towards the food at parties at a rate comensurate to their ability to Google.
Clause 4: When vacancies happen in the regular members ranks, they shall be greatly mourned and constant prayer offered for their speedy return. New patrons shall constantly be sought.
Clause 5: The Pub shall choose ZooMom as the senior member; and she shall have the sole Power of putting people in the closet.
Section. 3.
There shall be no section three as it would only repeat section two.
Section. 4.
Clause 1: The Pub shall be open for 24 hours each day and no less and on no fewer than 7 days in any one week.
Clause 2: Members and patrons (herein known as Pubbies) shall assemble in the pub whenever possible.
Section. 5.
Clause 1: Pubbies shall make decisions based on the democratic principle that it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Clause 2: ZooMom may determine the Rules of the Pub, encloset its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of others, throw water balloons at them.
Clause 3: Each Pubbie should keep a Journal (herein known as Blog), and from time to time post in the same, and other Pubbies shall also record in these.
Clause 4: No Pubbie shall depart from the pub for purposes of vacation, without coming into the pub to have a farewell drink and preferably, a party
