Ah-Choo: Hey, Blinkin!
Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?
Sheriff of Rottingham: Your majesty! I must speak with you! Strucky has loxed again!
(realises mistake) Oh... Loxley has struck again!
Sheriff: Over that boy hand!
(Group looks confused)
Sheriff: (realising) Oh... Hand over that boy!
...
Robin of Loxley: And what has the boy done?
Sheriff: He was caught poaching in the king's forest. He DEERED to kill a king's dare!!
(realises) Dared. To kill. A king's. Deer.
Robin: Greetings your Highness!
(flips a large pig off his shoulders to land on the king's table; it lands heavily)
Sheriff: (in disgust) That's a wild boar.
Robin: No, no. That's a wild pig. (gesturing to Prince John) THAT's a wild bore!
Sheriff: You'll pay for this!
Robin: (non-chalantly) Please, put it on my bill!
Prince John: Careful Robin! You go too far!
Robin: I've only just begun. I've come to warn you that if you don't stop levying these evil taxes, I will lead the people of England in a revolt against you!
Prince: And what makes you think the people will listen to you?
Robin: (confidently) Because, unlike some
other Robin Hoods, (breaks fourth wall) I can speak with an English accent!
Robin Hood: Men In Tights