Quote a favorite line from a movie

[JJB]

What is one of your favorite lines from a movie? Name the film, set up if necessary, and actors, too.

 

[tru_believer]

bruce almighty Jim carey Did that monkey just come out of your crack man.....? I love that movie and i could think of tons of funny lines from it.

 

[TheBatman]

"Thank you Mary Jane Watson."

"I never got to say thank you." "And you'll never have to."

"Flame on!"

"It's clobberin time!"

"The best trick the devil ever played on the world was fooling everybody into thinking he didn't exist."

"Game over man! Game over!"

 

[delicate_flower]

"Pepper needs new shorts!" -- Dodgeball

 

[Chrome]

i have alot, but mine is my user title.

From Dogma, the angel appears in the girls room and suprises her, she pickes up a bat:
(to sum it up)
girl "who are you!?!"
angel "some hosiptaility..please"
girl "get the (f) out of my house!!"
angel "or what? you're going to hit me with that.....fffish?"

she looks at the bat thats now a big fish and drops it quickly

funny stuff if you'd seen it

 

[Ahnuld_Da_Governator]

"The way I see it they paid you five thousand dollars for your work for them last year, I'm going to pay you ten."
"Looks like I'll be doing twice the work then."
"No, actually you'll be doing four times as much work, I just got you at half price."
-The Aviator-

 

[tqpix]

"The Future is what you make of it, so make it a good one." -- Dr. Brown (Back to the Future, Part III).

 

[TheTruthinFiction]

I have a few

"Chu want a war, I take chu to war" Al Pacino in Scarface but the best
"I'm gonna make you an offer that you can't refuse" Marlon Brando in The Godfather

 

[mutantleader]

“Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.” Lane- Better Off Dead

 

[HeyHomie]

This one needs no setup:


"I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of The Force and become a Jedi like my father."

 

[TheTruthinFiction]

This one needs no setup:


"I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of The Force and become a Jedi like my father."

Ok, I get a second post here, it has to be the most know quote of all time, "Luke, I am your father." my son is six and already says it, ha.

 

[mini_mim]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

"I do not think you would accept my help, seen as I am only waiting around to kill you." "That does put a damper on our relationship."

"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

All from The Princess Bride.

And a particular favourite from Pirates of the Caribbean:

"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

 

[SaintOfMe]

"I kick butt for the Lord!" -- Priest in Brain Dead, the Peter Jackson zombie movie. HILARIOUS.

Ditto to the ones from Princess Bride.

 

[TheBatman]

Oh those lines from The Princess Bride are priceless!

"I'm scared we might kill him!" "No, he's already dead." "Oh, okay, well come right in then."

 

[InnerPhyre]

"Listen up. I only have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you. You get me? Welcome to the Roughnecks."

"Come on you apes! You wanna live forever?"

Both quotes from Lt. Jean Razeck, Starship Troopers

 

[Ahnuld_Da_Governator]

There is no fate but what we make for ourselves

-The Terminator movies-

 

[lillybug0514]

Darn the man... Save the Empire! - Empire Records

 

[PlumTea]

From the Labyrinth:
"Nothing, nothing, nothing tra la la la." - Jerith
"Headwart" "Hogwart" " Hoggle!"

"Which way? Which way do you want to go? up or down." - helping hands

" Through dangers untold and hardships unumbered,
I have fought my way to the castle to take back the child you have stolen,
for my will is as strong as yours, and my kindom as great!
You have no power over me." - Sarah

"Can't be right all the time." - Hoggle

"That's not fair!" - Sarah
"You say that so often, I wonder what you basis for comparison is." - Jerith

"Smeeeellll Baaadd!" - Ludo

 

[SuzQ]

I can't pick just one! BTW, props to the Princess Bride quotes!! LOVE that movie!! The American Film Institute recently had the Top 100 Quotes of All Time, and NO Princess Bride quotes made the list??? Not one.

My own favorites include:

"I can't carry your burden, Mr. Frodo, but I can carry YOU!" - Sam to his beaten & exhausted best friend towards the end of Return of the King Sniff-sniff!

Steel Magnolias (all said in deep, southern accents):

"He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch, or wind his butt" - Truvie (Dolly Parton)

"I'm sorry Sammy, but I am not about to spend my life with someone I won't run into in the hereafter!" - Annelle (Daryl Hannah)

"I'm at the end of my rope with you!" - Weezer (Shirley Maclaine)
"Then tie a noose in it and slip it over your head - Drum (Tom Skerritt)

Finally, ALL of Napolean Dynamite, although it's getting overdone now. Bow to you sensei!

"Sweet! Awesome! Whatever I feel like, gosh! You got like, 3 feet of air that time. Is Pedro there? Get off me, you bo-dagget! It's a Liger - a cross between a lion & tiger, bred for its magic abilities." - All Napolean Dynamite

"Don't be jealous, Napolean, that I've been chatting with babes online all day" - Kip

"Imagine yourself weightless in the ocean, surrounded by tiny, little seahorses....great. That's going to be a good one". - Deb

"Build her a cake or something". - Pedro

 

[JJB]

from Airplane:

"Surely, you must be kidding?"

"I'm not. And don't call me Shirley."