Pervy Santa Clauses!!
So, daughter and I were minding our own business, walking through the mall. Got to the area where Santa (I keep typing Satan! ) has his display. Heard the bells jingling and him ho ho hoing. Daughter peeks over at him and gave him a little wave. I ignored him until daughter says, "Uh, mom. Santa's trying to get your attention." So I look over and he's jingling his bells, ho ho hoing and patting his lap in a weird way! Not sure how my face looked but I'm not impressed! LOL I asked daughter, "Did he just do what I think he did?" Daughter says, "Yeah, that was gross!"
Santas need to get booted from the malls!
So, daughter and I were minding our own business, walking through the mall. Got to the area where Santa (I keep typing Satan! ) has his display. Heard the bells jingling and him ho ho hoing. Daughter peeks over at him and gave him a little wave. I ignored him until daughter says, "Uh, mom. Santa's trying to get your attention." So I look over and he's jingling his bells, ho ho hoing and patting his lap in a weird way! Not sure how my face looked but I'm not impressed! LOL I asked daughter, "Did he just do what I think he did?" Daughter says, "Yeah, that was gross!"
Santas need to get booted from the malls!
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