Pastor Invokes 'Curse of God' On Election Stealers

[CRAZY_CAT_WOMAN]

Woah.... thats shockingly unChristian behavior...

I'm not shock at all.

 

[variant]

I didn’t know Christians could call down curses. Is that in the Nicean Creed or is that from Game of Thrones?

Jesus himself went after a fig tree for some reason if the sources are to be believed.

 

[cow451]

Jesus himself went after a fig tree for some reason if the sources are to be believed.

He cursed a fig tree?
Edit: ok the parable of the fig tree. Not really the same thing as calling down a meteor or locusts.

 

[variant]

He cursed a fig tree?

Yes, I'm not joking:

Bible Gateway passage: Mark 11:12-25 - New International Version

 

[cow451]

Yes, I'm not joking:

Bible Gateway passage: Mark 11:12-25 - New International Version

That fig story is a bit dated. ..

 

[variant]

Edit: ok the parable of the fig tree. Not really the same thing as calling down a meteor or locusts.

Withered and dead seems bad enough for not being in season. The passage has always been one of those "raises more questions than answers" kinds of things for me.

That fig story is a bit dated. ..

I mean I guess you had to, but still...

 

[keith99]

When I first saw the thread I thought it would be condemning Trump. Silly me.

Actually he had 2 1/2 half out of 3. He lied, he cheated and he did his best to steal the election. He only missed a perfect score by his failure.

 

[cow451]

Withered and dead seems bad enough for not being in season. The passage has always been one of those "raises more questions than answers" kinds of things for me.

I mean I guess you had to, but still...

It’s an illness. Chronic and incurable. But endearing, right?

 

[durangodawood]

Yes, I'm not joking:

Bible Gateway passage: Mark 11:12-25 - New International Version

What???

I do not like this story.

 

[cow451]

What???

I do not like this story.

The American Fig Association thanks you.

 

[variant]

It’s an illness. Chronic and incurable. But endearing, right?

Most dad humor is.

 

[variant]

What???

I do not like this story.

It wouldn't have made my cut if I were on the council either. I just filed it away under "weird stories from the Bible" part of my brain.

 

[durangodawood]

That fig story is a bit dated. ..

Face.... palm.

 

[lasthero]

But that's awful and totally different because, well, nah its just the same silliness.

Hey, he didn’t get a second term. Maybe it worked!