So I invented this card game, it's gonna be a million seller. It's called "Indignayshun". There's this massive deck of cards, like more than 52, like all stacked up they could fill your bathroom, and each card has printed on it some meaningless, unimportant thing, like "Grass is green" or "Somebody likes pasta". You draw a card and you get to have your feelings hurt and get all worked up and whine about the topic on the card. It's an excellent game for teaching kids how to be victims, and will also exercise their creativity, because, it may be challenging to make a connection as to why the fact that there aren't enough triangle shaped cookies is a legacy of our oppressive Eurocentrism, but as we see in real life, such things are difficult, not impossible. As for winning, as in life there's luck involved. Out of all the cards, one card has nothing on it but an image of a young girl wearing a crown. If you draw this card, you're the Drama Queen and you're the winner, and the other players have to call you Your Majesty for the rest of the day. (Unless they are offended by the idea of repressive monarchy, in which case they also have the option of putting you to the guillotine. There are no sore losers in this game, only justice.)
