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One of the most witty and funny church signs I've seen

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by Norbert L, Mar 2, 2020.

  1. Norbert L

    Norbert L Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I just got back home and I passed my town's major mainstream church. As many churches go nowadays, they have one of those large stands that's meant to hold letters which you can use to say a few things. Now I find it so witty that it makes me wonder if it's a well known and funny quip that somehow I've missed? It reminds me of the kind of humor Mark Twain would use and it says this:


    7 days without prayer makes one weak
     
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  2. Ophiolite

    Ophiolite Recalcitrant Procrastinating Ape

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    Judging by the response to an internet search is quite well known, though no less funny for that.
     
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