Obviously a parody site...

[Havoc]

But I'd be interested in people's comments.

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/index.php

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WWYS® has been formed by a consortium of international companies - including leading financial and genetic research institutions - to create a product that gives you an actual CASH VALUE for your soul.[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You can receive a guaranteed CASH SUM for life, in exchange for an agreement that entitles WWYS® the rights to your soul from now until all eternity.[/font]

I took the questionaire and it seems 61% of the general populace has a purer soul than me

 

[PhantomLlama]

I got 48%, far too small a number. I must try harder.

*goes to kick some puppies*

 

[nuclear]

"For your peace of mind, 8% of people have a purer soul than you".

That can't be right >_> I was sure that owning a product from Microsoft would boost my impurity rate.

 

[water_ripple]

But I'd be interested in people's comments.

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/index.php


I took the questionaire and it seems 61% of the general populace has a purer soul than me

Hey Havoc do not feel bad apparently "For my peace of mind 80% of people have a purer soul than I". lol..I was told I was a sinner..like I already was not aware of that! Perhaps for me they should have added a few in there such as since comming to Christ do you do still do *this*.

 

[seebs]

Only 14% are purer than me, according to these people, and this frankly scares me.

 

[Received]

Yeesh, 2%

I agree with seebs.

Though, you can still respect my authorita, Havoc

 

[Dyrwen]

83% are more pure. Not quite sure how that works.. nor do I care.

 

[tulc]

19% more pure! The line to kiss my ring forms to the right.
tulc(not modest but pretty pure)

 

[SqueezetheShaman]

I beat all of you. 86%

 

[SqueezetheShaman]

the customer is GUARANTEED a monthly CASH SUM for LIFE. All that is required of the customer is that he or she has a day job, specifically one that precludes the possibility of acting in any way that may be construed as soul- or life-affirming. If the customer chooses retirement at age 65 (minimum, preferably 75), the customer's (by then redundant) soul will be deemed worthless. The customer is therefore advised to take out a WWYS® pension plan, which may or may not guarantee a monthly cash sum of around a quarter to a third of soul-value at the time the policy started.

apparently almost everyone already has sold their soul

 

[ps139]

41% are purer than I

 

[revolutio]

"For your peace of mind, 37% of people have a purer soul than you."

Confound you Blockbuster membership!

 

[Pete Harcoff]

82% of people are more pure than me... That's it?

 

[dlamberth]

I'm sitting at the 69 percentile when compared to my fellow humans purity ratio. So 31% are purer than I. Not bad when compared to the rest of you.

 

[David Gould]

Your soul is worth £14795. For your peace of mind, 62% of people have a purer soul than you.

 

[lunachick]

ha!

Your soul is worth £130622. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you.
Of course, I did lie through my teeth the whole way through.

 

[Teh Wiccan]

Wow, I got the same score as Havoc.

 

[Taffsadar]

Your soul is worth £10605. For your peace of mind, 76% of people have a purer soul than you.

Well I guess I need to watch more Fox news to become pure...

 

[Taffsadar]

Your soul is worth £11265. For your peace of mind, 73% of people have a purer soul than you.

Lol my souls value would increase it's value by over 1000£ if I start to watch Fox...

 

[Havoc]

Wow, I got the same score as Havoc.

That just proves the Wiccan Conspiracy.